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2024 Training With The Ooze Crew

Sorry for the brevity TOO but I had stuff to do yesterday and latter I really had stuff to do:poop: prep for a colonoscopy. Just about to be released from Royal Melb Private now.

Cheers
Yep, the night before a colonoscopy isn’t what I’d call fun😂 and I’ve had a fair few in my time!! Hope they’ve given you a good news outcome Mate, and the procedure all went well.
 
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Sorry for the brevity TOO but I had stuff to do yesterday and latter I really had stuff to do:poop: prep for a colonoscopy. Just about to be released from Royal Melb Private now.

Cheers
Good luck @caesar and take care of yourself.
Hope everything works out for the best.
We all appreciate your reports, but I'm sure us knuckleheads will survive until you're up to it!
 
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Sorry for the brevity TOO but I had stuff to do yesterday and latter I really had stuff to do:poop: prep for a colonoscopy. Just about to be released from Royal Melb Private now.

Cheers
If they are doing an Endoscopy also, make sure you request that first as they use the same camera















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Yep, the night before a colonoscopy isn’t what I’d call fun😂 and I’ve had a fair few in my time!! Hope they’ve given you a good news outcome Mate, and the procedure all went well.
That orange stuff they make you drink before it is gross. Mind you , you drop a couple of kgs in preparation
 
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Sorry for the brevity TOO but I had stuff to do yesterday and latter I really had stuff to do:poop: prep for a colonoscopy. Just about to be released from Royal Melb Private now.

Cheers
That's a sh!t excuse.
 
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Good Luck to you, caesar.

I've done the double whammy as well.
Referred to in the business as a "Top and Tail".
The pico prep the night before is truly vile.

Hopefully no one having Lunch while reading.
I'd just finished up, pulled the pants up.
I literally had 5 seconds to get 'em back down again!
It is horrendous.

You do get a nice coffee and biscuits post the procedure, though.
There you go, cleaned it up nicely.

Hoping you only have clear sailing from here on.

Hail, Julius.
Hail!
 
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Good Luck to you, caesar.

I've done the double whammy as well.
Referred to in the business as a "Top and Tail".
The pico prep the night before is truly vile.

Hopefully no one having Lunch while reading.
I'd just finished up, pulled the pants up.
I literally had 5 seconds to get 'em back down again!
It is horrendous.

You do get a nice coffee and biscuits post the procedure, though.
There you go, cleaned it up nicely.

Hoping you only have clear sailing from here on.

Hail, Julius.
Hail!
The biggest issue I had was removing the barbed wire beforehand
 
Good Luck to you, caesar.

I've done the double whammy as well.
Referred to in the business as a "Top and Tail".
The pico prep the night before is truly vile.

Hopefully no one having Lunch while reading.
I'd just finished up, pulled the pants up.
I literally had 5 seconds to get 'em back down again!
It is horrendous.

You do get a nice coffee and biscuits post the procedure, though.
There you go, cleaned it up nicely.

Hoping you only have clear sailing from here on.

Hail, Julius.
Hail!
Don't know where you had yours but the coffee i get looks and tastes (presumably) like the stuff i was shitting out the night before.
 
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Good Luck to you, caesar.

I've done the double whammy as well.
Referred to in the business as a "Top and Tail".
The pico prep the night before is truly vile.

Hopefully no one having Lunch while reading.
I'd just finished up, pulled the pants up.
I literally had 5 seconds to get 'em back down again!
It is horrendous.

You do get a nice coffee and biscuits post the procedure, though.
There you go, cleaned it up nicely.

Hoping you only have clear sailing from here on.

Hail, Julius.
Hail!
Yep, been there done that although my doctor called it a spit roast :oops:

Hope your anaesthetist was better than mine. I woke during my last colonoscopy and watched the procedure on the monitor in front of me 😵
 
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Yes but he was an outlier, had amazing footy smarts and the use of his body was second to none.
Jack an outlier who we took at pick 13. JVR went at 19. Interesting, prompted me to compare the pair at the same age. JR8 more Ds by 2, but JVR more goals 1.4/1.0. So quite comparable, JVR going at a high accuracy rate for a beginner forward too and HBs more, wins some ruck contests.

Overall, I hope Brown becomes a champion because that's who my team selected, but I'll always wonder why they wouldn't risk JVR with his great similarity when Jack was obviously nearing the end. Successful KPFs much harder to find than HBFs.

 
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Jack Riewoldt could jump on heads. Jesus Van RoyceHart can't leap over a wafer.
 
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Jack an outlier who we took at pick 13. JVR went at 19. Interesting, prompted me to compare the pair at the same age. JR8 more Ds by 2, but JVR more goals 1.4/1.0. So quite comparable, JVR going at a high accuracy rate for a beginner forward too and HBs more, wins some ruck contests.

Overall, I hope Brown becomes a champion because that's who my team selected, but I'll always wonder why they wouldn't risk JVR with his great similarity when Jack was obviously nearing the end. Successful KPFs much harder to find than HBFs.

Richmond were a bottom side (ok not in 2008 but 09/10 etc), Dees a top 4 team. Have to factor that in as well. JVR won’t reach Jack’s lofty heights. Not saying he won’t be a great player in his own right, but tough to match a superstar like Jack. Agree it’s much harder to find a star key forward but the club must have had something in mind with passing on JVR. Also, he played down back for a fair chunk of his u18 year so maybe we thought that grabbing Gibcus was enough key position players for that draft
 
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Richmond were a bottom side, God we were awful. Dees a top 4 team. Have to factor that in as well. JVR won’t reach Jack’s lofty heights. Not saying he won’t be a great player in his own right, but tough to match a superstar like Jack. Agree it’s much harder to find a star key forward but the club must have had something in mind with passing on JVR. Also, he played down back for a fair chunk of his u18 year so maybe we thought that grabbing Gibcus was enough key position players for that draft
Don't worry - I never claimed he will be anything like another JR8 - like any great KPF, he was quite individual. But JVR could be half as good; maybe even 2/3s. As I say, worth the risk.
Yes, we have big plans for Gibcus but all KPPs take some years to make it usually. He might turn into a KPF in future; has the leap, marking ability and strong, straight kick. But needs further size still.
 
Don't worry - I never claimed he will be anything like another JR8 - like any great KPF, he was quite individual. But JVR could be half as good; maybe even 2/3s. As I say, worth the risk.
Yes, we have big plans for Gibcus but all KPPs take some years to make it usually. He might turn into a KPF in future; has the leap, marking ability and strong, straight kick. But needs further size still.
True, I think he’ll be a good player for them. Agree with what you say about Gibcus. But I guess with his injuries this year maybe they just want to settle him down back for the foreseeable future. Hopefully Kosi finds his feet again and puts up numbers similar to or better than 2021!
 
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Yep, been there done that although my doctor called it a spit roast :oops:

Hope your anaesthetist was better than mine. I woke during my last colonoscopy and watched the procedure on the monitor in front of me 😵
Yeah - I had that happen - during bowel cancer surgery. Weirdest experience I’ve ever had.

Hope all good Julius.
 
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Lynch and Balta. Kozi would make three. So why is Balta training forward if they're confident Kozi can play that role?
Kozi is insurance for Lynch and will be key forward if Lynch suffers a further injury.
imo our best available, not top heavy and as fast as we have seen over the last 10, doesn't include Koz, or indeed some of our old favourites.

F Bauer Lynch Cumberland
HF Bolton Balta Baker

C Banks Rioli D, Brown
R Nankervis Taranto Martin,

with the bench to possibly be made up of Dow, Hopper, Naismith and Prestia.

May as well add further prediction.

HB Trezise Vlastuin Short
B Young Gibcus Broad

(Not in my best 22 are Graham, Grimes, Koschitzke, McIntosh, Miller, Ross and Ryan). Pickett??
 
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Kozi is insurance for Lynch and will be key forward if Lynch suffers a further injury.
imo our best available, not top heavy and as fast as we have seen over the last 10, doesn't include Koz, or indeed some of our old favourites.

F Bauer Lynch Cumberland
HF Bolton Balta Baker

C Banks Rioli D, Brown
R Nankervis Taranto Martin,

with the bench to possibly be made up of Dow, Hopper, Naismith and Prestia.
wait, so you dont want top heavy, but you want 2 ruckmen? :unsure:
 
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