Steve Morris F/S

[artball]

send the butcher to the abattoir

 

[Bill James]

Dimma's stubbornness on Morris, Hunt and Lambert will ultimately get him sacked.

Neither are skilled enough to play league football, and they make the team weaker.

Just very limited footballers

At least Hunt and Lambert can get the ball. Morris has ben an incredulous selection for three years.

 

[tigerlove]

At least Hunt and Lambert can get the ball. Morris has ben an incredulous selection for three years.

Morris can get the ball when he's in the back line but you don't want him to. I have no problems with the way Lambert is playing atm. Shouldn't be out in the same sentence as Morris and Hunt.

 

[Bill James]

Morris can get the ball when he's in the back line but you don't want him to. I have no problems with the way Lambert is playing atm. Shouldn't be out in the same sentence as Morris and Hunt.

I didn't link them.

Morris can get some ball when he is in the backline but he leaks goals massively. The stupid palm down to Lynch was a classic example.

 

[St Kevin]

A pass mark was 15+ possies with minimal *smile* ups , he had 5p and couldn't do a thing right , if he remains in the side , we have no idea

Has he ever had 15+ possies in his career at AFL level?

 

[EJC]

Has he ever had 15+ possies in his career at AFL level?

According to AFL Tables he averaged 16 touches across 21 games in his first season (2012). Since then it has been the law of diminishing returns...next best average was 12 per game in 2014. Last year it was down to 10.

 

[St Kevin]

According to AFL Tables he averaged 16 touches across 21 games in his first season (2012). Since then it has been the law of diminishing returns...next best average was 12 per game in 2014. Last year it was down to 10.

Makes sense. His best season was when we weren't a finals side.

 

[Tigers of Old]

Short will probably get dropped this week.

 

[Dyer'ere]

Is Morris some kind of admiral's pipe?

 

[TigerForce]

Out: Morris

 

[chislop]

If he remains in the side this week we are gawn.

 

[tigertim]

Short will probably get dropped this week.

Short or Castagna, yeah.

 

[evo]

Is Morris some kind of admiral's pipe?

I think he's more like Rene Magritte's pipe.

 

[Barnzy]

Short will probably get dropped this week.

I have a feeling today's MC went something like this:

Dimma "We gotta stick with what got us to 5-0 and playing good attacking footy. My boy Stevie stays"

Leppacella "Umm Dimma...Morris didn't play in any of our wins and came in off an ACL after 2 average VFL games"

Dimma "Oh, you're right. But did you see the amazing defensive pressure Stevie was giving us all night?!"

Leppacella "Laird & Smith combined for 56 touches and were Adelaide's match winners. Morris also gave us nothing offensively"

Dimma "Hmm, you guys make fair points...but Stevie is a great bloke and mows my lawns better then anyone else around so he STAYS!. Shorty & Castagna have stopped answering my calls and need to go.

Leppacella

 

[bringbakflemmo]

It doesn't matter how many possessions this bloke gets he cannot play at AFL level.

 

[Bullarto Tiger]

RFC has to be done and dusted with Morris.
Leadership role in the reserves to see out his contract.
Thanks for your services.

 

[Bill James]

Morris to start in the ruck this week and complete the position career slam.

 

[Kaelan]

Probably stays in with conca out , hope not but more than likely

 

[Dyer'ere]

I think he's more like Rene Magritte's pipe.

Cici n'est pas un footballeur.

 

[Mr Brightside]

Wishes granted