Goldposts - The best of Punt Road End

[Dyer'ere]

Classic from GhostBarrel on how the AFL's corrupt tentacles ensnared Jake King.

:rofl

 

[Dyer'ere]

Re: Sniffing around the Pies

I thought this thread was about Mitch Farmer.

Something from the Oldster himself. :rofl

 

[Total Tiger]

A contribution from Brodders after the question was asked if some delistings were official:

they havent been officially confirmed by Kane Johnson, but they were on the club website:

 

[Tigers of Old]

SA's funny effort in the closing stages of last night's Brownlow.

Dal Santo could win it by his a bees *smile*. ;D

 

[Willo]

SA's funny effort in the closing stages of last night's Brownlow.

:rofl

 

[Tigers of Old]

mld's response to us considering Brendan Fevola for next season after his year in hibernation.

Would give us insurance in case Miller gets injured.

:hihi

 

[johnson2richo2003]

In response to Mitch Farmer.s reaction on twitter after being told he was being delisted.He wanted to know what to do now in his life.

Farmer wants a Life

Classic one liner. :hihi :hihi :hihi

 

[Tigers of Old]

Collingwood announced that their 30 minute club show 'In Black and White' will screen on FOX Footy next year.

Any Dental clinic would see this as a big oppotunity to advertise there practice.

Nice work skipper. ;D

 

[KnightersRevenge]

...........after 30 years of false hope, broken promises, lies, inability to perform when required, a drain on my finances for no return and the inabilty to keep me entertained.........

I know some whom would describe their marriages like that

Ha ha ha...an excellent serve from Bolooga but a classy return from craig. GOLD.

 

[Joe Lynn Turnip]

Post of the year so far:

Why wouldn't you bother pulling on a jumper to play footy at the highest level for Richmond?

Where else can a lack of effort and performance be excused by "supporters" who will find every reason in the book to avoid making you personally responsible for your own success?

Where else can a lack of passion be excused by contracts, money, free agency, drafts, personality clashes, boot colour clashes, "supporters" etc?

Where else can you get by on abilities you may have shown as a junior, which "supporters" bring up at every opportunity to excuse or explain your lack of development?

Where else can you ride into a club on your father's name, get "supporters" all worked up with the romance of your coming, ride for years with your father's name excusing your own lack of output, then leave claiming you weren't "supported" adequately?

Where else can you be associated with a long term failure, yet the "supporters" will always name others who are responsible for your failings?

Where else can you live on the potential of kicking forty squillion goals, but have "supporters" who've never kicked forty squillion goals themselves offer reasons as to why you cannot kick forty squillion. Like how players don't kick to you properly. Or the game plan doesn't support you. Or how your horoscope mentioned that due to the rise of Jupiter, you will always kick to the right.

Where else can you have a limited footy IQ but "supporters" will always find others responsible for your blatant errors?

Where else will you get hero worship afforded to few others, even if you are too skinny, too small, too slow, too many tattoos, too many grey hairs, too cute, two years too long in the system, too many injuries, too nice a bloke or too much bandwidth?

So where else would "supporters" want to play, knowing that whatever you do in a Richmond jumper, there will always be "supporters" who will blindly adore and forgive you, and will defend you to the death against anyone unwise and unworthy enough to criticize you?

 

[YinnarTiger]

Think that Tuck and Jackson will be in the side for Round 1 and if one isn't, it will be Tuck.

Jackson can be a good stopper and will probably get Judd. I hope Tuck is there as his clearance work is equal with Foley's (after which we fall away in this area somewhat).

The new guys will need to push into the side by replacing flankers at first - except for I Maric who will only miss round 1 if he get abducted by aliens.

Oh no!!
http://www.puntroadend.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=45458.0

 

[Rosy]

I don't get it. :-[

 

[Tigertool]

Neither did I until Yinnar showed me!

Read this
http://www.puntroadend.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=45067.msg1377472#msg1377472

Then this:

http://www.puntroadend.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=45458.0

 

[Rosy]

I still don't get it.

 

[YinnarTiger]

Read the last sentence in PBoRSM's post, then follow uhuh uhuh's link.

 

[Tigertool]

I still don't get it.

Haha! Its ok!

PBoRSM said "The new guys will need to push into the side by replacing flankers at first - except for I Maric who will only miss round 1 if he get abducted by aliens."

So Uhuh uhuh Made a rumour thread about Maric being abducted by aliens:
http://www.puntroadend.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=45458.0

 

[Rosy]

Family Day at Victoria Park
Victoria Park will host Collingwood’s 2012 Family Day on Sunday 4 March.

It will be the Magpies first Family Day to be staged at the club’s spiritual home since 2004, and is guaranteed to be bigger and better than ever before, so bring the kids, your partner's kids, your de facto's kids, the neighbour's kids (if you think they might be yours) and your 13-year-old daughter's kids.

Entry is free, and the day will begin at 10.30am. It will include all the usual favourite activities including opportunities for fans to meet their Collingwood heroes and their drug dealers.

Player autographs and photos will be available, with the 2012 Collingwood team presented on stage at approximately 12pm.

There will be plenty of fun kids’ activities, including footy clinics and face painting. The tooth fairy will be attending, so bring along any teeth your father knocked out after the 2011 Grand Final.

We encourage fans to catch public transport to the event as parking is limited. Victoria Park Railway Station is located in zone one of the Metcard ticket zone, but Metcards are about to be phased out so why start using them now?

But if trainsurfing isn't for you, you can catch a joyride from Bar 20 with Alan Didak and his bikie friends.

For more information see Melway ref: 2C, J7.

All day parking is available ($3) adjacent to Victoria Park Railway Station, where you'll find plenty of cars to hotwire and take home. Remember that membership packs bought on the day include a coathanger and wirecutters.

Don't forget that if you drink and drive you're a bloody legend - or the newest member of Collingwood's leadership group.

Collingwood Family Day 2012
Venue - Victoria Park
Date - Sunday 4 March
Visiting hours - 10.30am - 1.00pm

Entry is FREE.

- Player autographs & photo opportunities
- Presentation of 2012 CFC team at approx 12pm
- Parole check-in tent
- Plenty of fun kids activities
- Kids pickpocketing clinics
- Merchandise, memberships and fake IDs on sale!
collingwoodfc.com.au

 

[Tigers of Old]

To quote a great PREer… If Dustin Martin and Nat Fyfe were sharing a prison cell together it would be Nat who would be sweeping the cell and making the bed.

:hihi

 

[Ian4]

one of the best collingwood jokes i have heard...

The Collingwood Cheer Squad has just returned from a trip to an orphanage in Zimbabwe

"It was great to get the chance to meet such underprivileged people with very little hope in life", said Alfred Mgombo, aged six.

 

[Tigers of Old]

Snipped from TBH's new Richmond App article. Comedy gold as usual. :hihi

Richmond App for iPhone and Android
Richmond fans can access all of latest news, videos and information about the mighty Tigers in the palm of their hands, with the brand new official Richmond FC App.
......
Games
The Richmond FC app also features several games to keep your children distracted during the inevitable drubbing, such as:

– Get Social: Follow Alex Rance on Facebook. Follow him on Twitter. See if you can follow him all over town without him noticing and taking out an intervention order against you.

– Snap: The card game you know and love featuring the many hairstyles of Brett Deledio. Hours of amusement trying to find two haircuts that are the same.

– Angry Angry Jacko: Be the third man into the melee before Jacko gives away a stupid 50 metre penalty or gets suspended.

– Pin the Mullet on the Tiger: iVAN’s opened a salon. See how a mullet looks on Dusty, Cotch, Jack and your other favourites. Move in with Pia when she kicks Brad Mullett out!

– Spot the Player: One of our players has been Photoshopped out of the team. See if you can find Troy Taylor, Mitch Morton, Daniel Connors, Dean McDonald or John Heslin.

– GriffLotto: 10, 16, 2, 5, 32… Pick your Tattslotto numbers according to how many minutes between injuries to Ben Griffiths.

– Father-Son: Find Richo an athletic girlfriend who desperately wants children. Can she beat the biological clock?

– Cooking with Titch: Shane Edwards gives some of his favourite recipes. Mmmm: shanks!

The Richmond FC App includes an amazing 3D screensaver featuring Angus Graham: no matter which angle you look at it he never takes his eyes off you.

The Richmond FC App is sponsored by realestate.com.au where there’s a house for everyone – unless you're Troy Taylor.