Goldposts - The best of Punt Road End

[Ian4]

Ben Darrou - sounds like code for a homosexual Nick Reiwoldt.

:rofl

 

[MB78]

:rofl

:hihi

 

[Patience]

"We're determined to keep a lid on it. It's a long season. We're happy to get the 4 points, but there's still plenty to improve. It's not all about Jack and Cotchin, you know Jonesy. Despite 15 goals and 62 possessions respectively we're maintaining a strong team focus. Players like Chaplin, who kept Waite possessionless and left him rocking in the foetal position in the goalsquare by 3/4 time, really helped us maintain our structures. Morris did a strong job on Betts restricting him to involuntary gangsta finger signals whenever Mitch Robinson fell over and Knights who kicked 7 goals off a wing, were unsung heroes in a solid team performance. We saw some signs from Carlton, and despite getting off the chain in the last to sneak home by 176 points, it certainly seems Mickey has a lot to work with. We know they'll bounce back."
-- D.Hardwick (28/3/2013)

"<giant sneeze into Powerade bottle - sounds an awful lot like the word bull%$#*>"
-- J.Riewoldt (28/3/2013)

What will I do? ... pray that I never wake up!

:rofl This is by far the best quote I have read. :rofl

 

[K3]

Below is Arcyboy's response to the question that he may be a teenage Frankston girl who is known to fraternise with St Kilda football players... Love it!

:clap :rofl :clap

I'm the Frankston feel good story, grew up in the town with little to no future but i knew I could break the shackles and make something of my life. After fathering my 5th child at the age of 15, I decided there must be more to life and moved to the very leafy suburb of Werribee where I got my first job cleaning the ducks after they had become stuck in the sh!t at the Werribee Sewerage Farm. After being promoted to supervisor of my one man post, I was able to actually take home some money after paying all my child support but it was still tough living just on $14.65 per week. Now the kids have grown up and I have been able to save a little extra cash and move from my 2 bedroom community house to a 3 bedder with running hot water and the extra $85 a week certainly helps. I also have a truck load more time on my hands now as the sewerage farm has allowed me to put on an apprentice and he is now at a level after 2 years that I have confidence in him not to drop the binoculars whilst watching for ducks, this has enabled me to get a part time job at the St Kilda football club. My role there is to measure the size (circumfrance) of the toilet candy and once it gets below a certain size, it must be replaced pronto. I have met lots of interesting people like Gram, A Lovett, N Riewaldt & N Dal Santo & some other tall blonde bloke ( they seem to be together a lot) just to name a few and this is where I hear all my interesting gossip. I am now living a very happy life as any 39 year old should with a lovely girl that once she completes year 12 ( it's her 3rd crack at it, come on sweetheart), my destiny will be complete and I must thank all my old neighbors of Frankston for their lovely letters of support, even though the grammar ain't the best.

 

[spook]

Tigeritis in the 'Home Grown' thread, on whether we should draft South Australians:

As long as we stay away from King Islanders we should be fine olice:

 

[Tigers of Old]

Sky's response to the RFC article comparing new recruit Nick Vlastuin to former Brisbane champ Michael Voss.

http://www.richmondfc.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/6301/newsid/151766/default.aspx

Crazy Flossy?

 

[YinnarTiger]

Hence the testing and teaching of holding ones breath.

Invaluable when playing dutch ovens.

 

[Tigers of Old]

Today I took a dump in a toilet and what came out was a Carlton supporter and when I pressed the button it went off and joined all the other Carlton supporters.

 

[BluesBloke]

Has got to be one of THE funniest things I have ever read for a number of reasons.

1.) The fact that he was able to expel a Carlton supporter from his own body is a human marvel in itself.

2.) How his "you know what" is large enough in diameter to allow something so big to expel from the human body without surgical removal needed.

3.) Whatever he was eating, or whoever he was eating must have been quite something.

4.) The thought of this bloke inspecting his own sh!t and being diligent enough to determine the team supported.

Gotta hand it to ya BridalTiger! :rofl :rofl :rofl

 

[Tigers of Old]

*smile*^

 

[BluesBloke]

*smile*^

This guy!! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

 

[Ian4]

Reminds me of that episode of southpark where Randy marsh (kyle's dad) competes with Bono (from U2) for the record of the worlds biggest *smile*. It turns out that Bono himself is a *smile*, and actually IS the record himself

 

[Dyer'ere]

Very witty sequence here on Toby Greene at his manager's Christmas part:

Not at all. Greene is the second coming of JC. He even has a Christmas party for his "manger".

Hence the offer from MyrrhCartney.

Yeah, the article made no frankinsense

It had to go to gold.

 

[Rosy]

Bit like a kiss on the lips off the mother-in-law.

 

[zeusmydog]

mld rightfully concerned about Matty Knights' wellbeing with all the Essendon doping problems...

Hopefully someone can check on Knights, in case he has self-combusted with schadenfreude.

 

[Ready]

From the depths of the dungeon.

Hi, i aint clay bevan.

now to my topic. i know that ch 9 gives us all the irrits. we all hate it when they cross to the news from the cricket. and they have the rights to the cricket and yet they dont fulfill their obligation to show it...i know i know i know.

buts its worse out here in the south west. cos at 6pm they dont leave the cricket to cross to the national 9 news, they leave the cricket....wait for it.....yes this is true....to cross to the WIN tv news!!!!

this is possibly the worst and most irrelevant news in austrralia (dont argue, just accept it)

so for example, a player might be on his way to a hundred, or to some record and all of sudden there's some local council worker in ararat digging a hole in the road, or the hospital raised 34 dollars towards a new nappy or some primary school's roof is leaking or ma bighips cat is missing.

so, be thankful for small mercies all u good folk in the capital.

this is cassady, on the road, signing off

Sadly he signed off forever a couple of months ago.

But when I read this post again, I cracked up completely.

One of a kind. Rest in peace

 

[tommystigers]

From the depths of the dungeon.

Quote from: cassady on November 26, 2004, 08:49:27 pm

Hi, i aint clay bevan.

now to my topic. i know that ch 9 gives us all the irrits. we all hate it when they cross to the news from the cricket. and they have the rights to the cricket and yet they dont fulfill their obligation to show it...i know i know i know.

buts its worse out here in the south west. cos at 6pm they dont leave the cricket to cross to the national 9 news, they leave the cricket....wait for it.....yes this is true....to cross to the WIN tv news!!!!

this is possibly the worst and most irrelevant news in austrralia (dont argue, just accept it)

so for example, a player might be on his way to a hundred, or to some record and all of sudden there's some local council worker in ararat digging a hole in the road, or the hospital raised 34 dollars towards a new nappy or some primary school's roof is leaking or ma bighips cat is missing.

so, be thankful for small mercies all u good folk in the capital.

this is cassady, on the road, signing off

Love it. :hihi

Hadn't been on the General Board since I can't remember when, 'til this. Brought back many memories of Clay and Tom, Evo, Jim Rockford and The Saint, and the POTY spruiking.

Brilliant banter the lot, with some of the great Punt Roaders.

Sadly he signed off forever a couple of months ago.

But when I read this post again, I cracked up completely.

One of a kind. Rest in peace

Thanks Ready. Sad to hear about this. He was right in the thick of it with his many profiles. It's always fun trying to match up the profile jumpers to their new PRE names. I have had my suspicions over the years as to who might be who but could never be sure. Some were artists at the game.

 

[Tigers of Old]

What a pack of prima bombers...........

 

[Dyer'ere]

Loved it. :hihi

 

[spook]

If Kingy, nahas and whitey had the tool kit of daniel kerr, brent harvey and cyril rioli, we wouldnt be having this debate, we'd be arguing over grand final tickets :

:hihi