I'm heading to bed; it's just too late. Besides, will happily settle for a draw now. Apparently we'll have 40 overs to make 145 at 3.6 rpo. Could be done if these two keep going, tire the bowlers further and Marsh comes in and goes hard.
But, stuff the cheating, whinging, masters of hypocrisy Poms. Allowed a downright cheating ball change to a near new pill after smashing Uzzie in the helmet. Then Jonny Dumbass jumping around behind the stumps as bowler approaches.
But in an absolutely delicious irony, Stokes' catch of Smith disallowed by same rule that over-ruled Starc's controversially. Then he wages in very blatant, animated dissent over losing the review! It was your choice *smile*!
Just get the draw, 2/1 victory, grab the urn or replica whatever, get the hell out of there, boys, and away from that shitty bunch of bleating, moaning, whingeing, cheating twats!
And as you walk down the plane gangplank, just yell back to them: "YCAGAGF!1"