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When your debutante takes 7 of the 10 wickets and clearly is still green around the gills..... What a fantastic effort by the kid, bloody fantastic. Equally the opposite for the rest of the bowlers. Absolutely shocking with exception of Boland who was tidy but had no impact.
 
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Poor Murph. 7 wickets all down to the drain. What are we drunk or something!!
 
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If Warner never plays test cricket again after this tour, there'll be at least one positive out of the tour.
 
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Dropping Head has worked so well. He'll come back in and be out of form because of the way he's been treated.
Probably unlucky to get dropped, but seriously if it effects his form moving forward it doesnt much for his mental toughness.
 
He won’t last. He can’t. Not with that hair cut. He either needs to go full curly hair without the grease, or get the whole thing cut short. Right now he’s in between both. In no man’s land.

This is unsustainable.
Kid just needs a mohawk n neck tatts then he'll be unstoppable. Or at least a diamond stud, a blond rinse n some yeah yeah to fix the hair.
 
Probably unlucky to get dropped, but seriously if it effects his form moving forward it doesnt much for his mental toughness.
Just makes it hard for him to trust the people in charge n sometimes that's more than half the battle.
 
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Feeble effort n pathetic result to be expected considering our *smile* preparation. India in India is probably the hardest tour the Aussies get to make so what do we do to get ready. Play big bash at night on pedestrian roads in the week leading up to the tour, then pretend we're not horrified when we see the pitch is nothing like an Aussie wicket. Select some blokes who have crap sub continent or current form. Chop n change the batting line up at the last minute.

Brilliant debut game from the Sweeney Todd. Thing I liked most about his game was that when the tail was wagging n giving him a bit of the long handle and the mis hit balls were dropping safe. The young fella's shoulders never slumped nor did the head dip, he kept struttin in knowing he was gunna get a wicket.

Mediocre game from the Goat, although his figures would have been a tad more respectable if a couple of boof heads held their catches.

Cummins leadership was bloody bog average n his bowler tactics bloody worse. 140 overs bowled, Sweeney n Goat bowled 95 of them. There's Smiff, Labia n Handsome each capable of bowling two or three overs of change up something per session to try n pinch a wicket by fooling a batsman with some loose rubbish. Or even heavens forbid two pace bowlers on the morning of day three could have bowled some nasty short stuff into the ribs or up the nostrils of the tail. Just to make them hop around a bit of course, nothing, just round and round in circles with the two spinners.

Won't waste my time mentioning the batting line up except to suggest perhaps, seeing as the game finished early they could almost do a quick FIFO n get in a couple of rounds of recreational golf at home in preparation for the next test. There's a reason the long form of the game is called TEST cricket n they failed the first one miserably.
 
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So do we expect India to shut up shop and provide roads for the for the 2nd and 3rd tests ? Or will they think we,re a pretty easy kill and just go for more of the same?
 
No an unexpected result when you consider the quality of our batsman.lol
We have "the Goat" but still struggle against spin.
 
What many don't realise is that Mutton Curry is more often than not made from goat in Indian.
 
Interesting observations I made in England too about the game at the grass roots level. That concrete and/or synthetic pitches are quite rare. A bit more common now. But not traditionally a really a big part of the game as far as I could tell. Is that right Posh?

I explained to English friends who lived in rural Cambridgeshire (a hot bed of village cricket) that at the lower levels, in Australia, we all grew up learning the game on concrete and/or synthetic wickets. Only if you got to a reasonable level were you privileged enough to then get a game on a turf wicket. Maybe a bit different if you are at elite private schools. But certainly not for public school kids and junior club cricketers where I grew up. Cambridgeshire folk seemed quite surprised.

This perhaps also influences the types of players we produce from the very formative years. Concrete and synthetic wickets create a lot of speed and consistent, true bounce. But don’t offer much variation (apart from one high school we used to play against, where their 40YO concrete pitch had so many cracks in it, it was more dangerous than Sabina Park). I can only imagine playing at the lowest levels in England, on pitches that just don’t have the budget to be really well prepared, what *smile* they are playing on. Balls must be skidding past at ankle bone height, losing quite a few yards of speed as they hit the deck.
I have first hand experience of this. Taught here in the U.K. about 20 years ago for a few years and coached the Yr 7 and Yr 8 cricket teams. Out of approximately 13 possible games each, we played two games between them due to conditions. Schools don’t have the dosh for full time groundsmen (apart from £20k per year private schools) and so the slightest bit of rain during the week left pitches unplayable. Really didn’t help the development of individuals.

As you say though, concrete pitches with synthetic surfaces are becoming much more common, both in schools and public parks. I think they’ll reap the rewards of more junior cricket in the near future.
 
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So do we expect India to shut up shop and provide roads for the for the 2nd and 3rd tests ? Or will they think we,re a pretty easy kill and just go for more of the same?
Dead meat n plenty of it will be served up over the next couple of tests. Indians know we can't bat on their pitches so they'll be looking at total annihilation of our batting line up.
Finish off the careers of some of our older bats n try to crush the developing careers of a few of the others.
 
Ah well it's all ok. Pat and the boys will get a nice tickle and foot rub from the coach.

That's what they wanted after all.
 
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