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"Yeah I've Got The AstraZeneca, Just Leaving Mine Now" Scotty Texts Victoria, From The Shower — The Betoota Advocate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians are back in lockdown today, after four more community transmissions were picked up overnight, bringing the state’s official number of active cases to 40. While Sky News, The Herald Sun and the Federal Government have been quick to blame the...
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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Victorians are back in lockdown today, after four more community transmissions were picked up overnight, bringing the state’s official number of active cases to 40.
While Sky News, The Herald Sun and the Federal Government have been quick to blame the incapacitated and wheelchair bound Victorian Premier Dan Andrews for this Avalon-sized cluster, the few Australian journalists with the ability think critically have begun asking questions about why the *smile* only 1.6% of Australian adults have been vaccinated.
In the three months since The Federal Government began the rollout of Australia’s COVID-19 vaccines, the United States and UK have managed to fully vaccinate over half their populations. Meaning in the time it’s taken us to give 4.5 million people at least one jab, our friends in the Northern Hemisphere have been able to plough through a couple hundred mil.
Now rivalling the binfire that was the 50 billion dollar NBN roll-out, Australia’s vaccine programme has suffered a range of setbacks since it started, none of which are our Prime Minister’s fault, obviously.
However, what is clear, is that if he’d vaccinated as many people as we were told he would have vaccinated by now, Victoria would not be in lock down.
“If more people were vaccinated, we might be facing a very different set of circumstances than we are today,” Victoria’s Acting Premier James Merlino told reporters, in an effort to subtly explain what the *smile* has gone wrong here.
The fact that our government had secured more than one vaccine until April has not been brought up once in any of the major mastheads, as they preferred to focus their attention on the disrespectful alleged rape victims who dare to hold our government MPs to account.
Morrison’s decision to generate conspiratorial skepticism around the AstraZeneca vaccine’s extremely rare side effects in an effort to buy time has thrown the entire strategy into chaos, as the vast numbers of the Australian public becomes justifiably hesitant after all this talk of blood clots in the first 20 million vaccines that took 4 months to *smile* get here.
Just reported on Ch9 in the state of Ohio all those who vaccinate go in a draw. Woman won 1.6 mill. Other states looking at doing the same that in US. Ohio had 50% vaccinated
Maybe food for thought too to speed up vaccination
Maybe food for thought too to speed up vaccination
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Dan needs to be taken outside for some fresh air. Maybe a stroll along Frankston Pier seeking out speed bumps to make sure the operation is holding, followed by a quick dip at the end.
Oh look, it does affect the economy.
www.abc.net.au
Businesses like Atheka's may lose $40,000 a month from COVID vaccine delays
The federal government's U-turn on the AstraZeneca vaccine means travel-reliant businesses will struggle to "keep alive", while hopes of returning to the international skies are drifting further away.
www.abc.net.au
You forgot to mention baseball bats. Pretty sure that was this weeks dog whistleDan needs to be taken outside for some fresh air. Maybe a stroll along Frankston Pier seeking out speed bumps to make sure the operation is holding, followed by a quick dip at the end.
Dan needs to be taken outside for some fresh air. Maybe a stroll along Frankston Pier seeking out speed bumps to make sure the operation is holding, followed by a quick dip at the end.
you should write for the fascist version of the Betoota Advocate
Yes. And you don't have to be Einstein or suffer from a chronic lack of maths ability to know that if 14 million doses were targeted for phase 1b, and that at the time when phase 2a (50 and over) was introduced on 3rd of May we only had 2.2 million doses administered, then notwithstanding some initial supply issues, 1b has had a chronic lack of uptake - until today.
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Re Dan. Is he some sort bs saint due to his injuries. We should feeI sorry for that individual? I dont wish him harm but dont give a *smile* about him either.
No, not at all. He's just a human like the rest of us so you can empathise with him or not, up to you. The only pertinent thing about his health is that he's currently on leave, Merlino is Acting Prem.
On the other it's pretty clear Lee does wish him harm, there was the time when he was suggesting Premier Dan would be taken out in some sort of bizarre terrorist activity. That was weird.
I offer to take him out for some much-needed exercise and get these accusations. Shocking!
They should make a movie, Weekend At Daniel's, before he gets too smelly.
Yeah. I think I need to watch some footy and stop thinking about this particular hell-hole that we are all in right now.
What a load of steaming horseshit. Morrison has welched on his constitutional responsibilities to sort quarantine.
Well I'm sorry it's made your life a living hell. If you want to blame someone, blame me, because I don't feel like getting vaccinated just yet.
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Agree. Footy soon.
Such a polarised subject. Hate media and politicians. Haha
In the end Australia got lucky compared to the rest of the world. Just hope with the different heat(topics being focused on) at times at States & Feds by the end of the year we are in good stead.
