Goal Umpire: "I called it a goal, but just want to check please"
Field Umpire: "Goal Umpire's call is a goal, just want to check if it went over the post"
ARC reviewer to umpires: "Video evidence is inconclusive, how did the players look?"
Goal Umpire: 'Well the full back looked angry but then again he always does. The player who kicked it looked pensive, almost wistful."
Field Umpire: "I disagree. I would describe his look as melancholic. He looked like he was thinking of his childhood. I thought I saw him sigh."
ARC reviewer: " Thanks for all that. Well, time's up, I guess I'll just overturn it then. Oh good, scones and tea are here!"
Field Umpire: "Ok then, all good"