Attack on AFL drugs policy a joke
Jason Koutsoukis
May 27, 2007
AMID all the bombast from Prime Minister John Howard and his ministers over the AFL's drugs policy, only one thing seems clear: not one of them has a clue what they're talking about.
Let's start with Christopher Pyne, the one who started it.
In addition to being Minister for Ageing, Pyne is happy to be described as "minister advising the Prime Minister on illicit drugs". Actually, Pyne failed to advise the PM on anything to do with the AFL's drugs policy. But some background first.
On Tuesday, May 15, Pyne went on ABC radio's PM program to flay the AFL over its drugs policy. Pyne was unable to explain what was wrong with the AFL's policy and could only repeat that he thought it might be at odds with the Government's approach.
Pyne also kept talking about a planned meeting with AFL chief executive Andrew Demetriou. This was news
to Demetriou. The first he knew about it was when Pyne got off the air and ordered his staff to organise the meeting.
Over the next few days, Pyne raised the stakes, implying that the AFL was all but saying recreational drugs were OK.
But stop and ask why we know about any AFL players using illicit drugs in the first place? Because the AFL has the toughest drugs policy of any sporting code in the country.
Next to join in was Treasurer Peter Costello, who said the AFL was "soft" and should report drug use to the police. Since when did the AFL become a quasi law enforcement agency? What other organisation in the country is under such obligations? And do our police forces really want to have to follow up every single case of reported drug use?
As Hawthorn president and former premier Jeff Kennett said yesterday: "It's a bit rich for anyone to come in and say, 'Hey, you're the only one with a policy, so you've got to toughen up'."
The claptrap from Pyne was so daft you wonder why the AFL took any notice at all.
But Demetriou, clearly a man with manners, agreed to the meeting on Friday with Pyne, who was also bringing along Sports Minister George Brandis as backup.
If only they had briefed the Prime Minister, who was shredded by Neil Mitchell on 3AW the same morning. For starters, Howard kept repeating the falsehood that Costello was the one meeting Demetriou.
Howard had not the foggiest idea that Pyne would be there, let alone that Pyne organised it.
What sort of Minister Advising the Prime Minister is Pyne then? Not a very helpful one.
Asked repeatedly by Mitchell to explain what was wrong with the AFL's drugs policy, Howard conceded that he didn't know.
Then came this frank admission: "Yeah, well, that — I mean, I don't know. I mean, I must confess, Neil, I know this meeting is taking place and it's fine that it's taking place, but it's not a meeting that I requested and it's not a meeting that I have been directly involved in the planning for."
Word from the AFL is that when Pyne and Brandis turned up like looking like Laurel and Hardy, all they could do was produce a single page with some pathetic dot points. And not even on official letterhead.
Meanwhile, across town in Melbourne the same day, Aged and Community Care Victoria was having its annual state congress. According to sources from the association, Pyne did manage to make a brief appearance at the congress but spent most of the time complaining about not having much time because he had to go beat up the AFL.
Which event do you think might have been the more important given that Pyne is actually the Minister for Ageing?
The faux brawl with the AFL has been nothing but a political distraction from the start, cooked up by the same amateurs who have been running around for 10 years promising to deliver the prime ministership to Costello. No wonder Costello has never looked further away from the Lodge.
http://www.theage.com.au/news/opinion/attack-on-afl-drugs-policy-a-joke/2007/05/26/1179601730260.html
And dear Chris is the minister who whined a couple of weeks ago that he was too young to be Minister of the Aging. Nice way to treat your constituents, mate. Been taking a leaf out of Julie's book?