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Steve Morris F/S

The guy doesn't asked to be picked. it's just the selection panel are unable to see he is not an AFL level footballer. We see it almost on a weekly basis but for some reason the panel don't
 
T-Shirt Tommy said:
Made Jarman Impey look like Darren Jarman.

Will play next week because he got more than 6 possessions.

That's like 3 games worth of effort for Morris.
 
It's just amazing how he seems to run all over the place like a madman but never seems to get anywhere. I reckon it's a rare skill that allows you to do that. Unfortunately not a skill useful for the game of AFL.
 
tigerlove said:
It's just amazing how he seems to run all over the place like a madman but never seems to get anywhere. I reckon it's a rare skill that allows you to do that. Unfortunately not a skill useful for the game of AFL.

Haha. So true. He's mastered being a split second too late to make an impact.
 
I actually think the way he plays could be of benifit to the VFL side, however as much as admire his efforts he should never play AFL again, just hurts us in so many ways, in saying that I think Batchelor offers less as he doesn't do star jumps
 
Its mind blowing how often he loses the last contest before the opposition scores.
 
Bill James said:
Its mind blowing how often he loses the last contest before the opposition scores.
Yep and the amount of times he goes to ground, no doubt a lot of players who have had knee recos do it, but geez that was years a go. Let him go show some passion with the kids in the VFL and give someone with some talent a go in his spot
 
tigerlove said:
It's just amazing how he seems to run all over the place like a madman but never seems to get anywhere. I reckon it's a rare skill that allows you to do that.

reminds me of guys at work that have mastered the art of looking busy but do nothing