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Richmond is the ugly guy at the bar
- Thread starter tigertough
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St kilda just walked into the bar and 2 really short guys ran out the other exit.
Fremantle is sitting right over the far side of the bar and no one can be stuffed walking over there to talk to them.
Hawks are about to leave kings of the pool table but they are all lined up at the breatho machine.
Swans are as boring as daytime TV, they are only drinking COLA.
North Melbourne have all their seconds players in the bar.
Cats have called it a night, they are all a bit on the old side and are struggling to stay awake.
West Coke have found a new lease of life, must be that Talcum powder they got from the toilets that's on their top lip.
All the Bombers players have just been booted out and banned from coming back for 2 years.
Bulldogs players are still trying to get in but their fake ID ain't fooling these bouncers.
Brisbane players are just trying to get out of the joint.
Gold Coast Boys are starting to mingle with West Coast.
GWS boys are out the front at the falafel mobile food truck.
The Melbourne boys haven't turned up yet, they are always last to get involved.
Adelaide boys Haven't fronted as they are at church praying the Danger stays.
Port players, who really cares.
Collingwood boys are at church with the Adelaide boys except they are praying Jesse White leaves.
Carlton players are scattered everywhere but none are at the bar as their sense of direction has been shot.
THE TIGERS are home in bed after enjoying their first Grand Final parade in 33 years.
Hopefully that clears up all the rumours getting around.
Fremantle is sitting right over the far side of the bar and no one can be stuffed walking over there to talk to them.
Hawks are about to leave kings of the pool table but they are all lined up at the breatho machine.
Swans are as boring as daytime TV, they are only drinking COLA.
North Melbourne have all their seconds players in the bar.
Cats have called it a night, they are all a bit on the old side and are struggling to stay awake.
West Coke have found a new lease of life, must be that Talcum powder they got from the toilets that's on their top lip.
All the Bombers players have just been booted out and banned from coming back for 2 years.
Bulldogs players are still trying to get in but their fake ID ain't fooling these bouncers.
Brisbane players are just trying to get out of the joint.
Gold Coast Boys are starting to mingle with West Coast.
GWS boys are out the front at the falafel mobile food truck.
The Melbourne boys haven't turned up yet, they are always last to get involved.
Adelaide boys Haven't fronted as they are at church praying the Danger stays.
Port players, who really cares.
Collingwood boys are at church with the Adelaide boys except they are praying Jesse White leaves.
Carlton players are scattered everywhere but none are at the bar as their sense of direction has been shot.
THE TIGERS are home in bed after enjoying their first Grand Final parade in 33 years.
Hopefully that clears up all the rumours getting around.
The barman calls Happy Hour at the bar. Richmond grabs the drinks menu and notices the 'Bennell Fizz' is on special but decide against it, worried about the alcohol content.
Unwilling to open the 'war chest' Richmond sees a warm VB that someone has left and drinks that. But it tastes like a direct AishTray.
Unwilling to open the 'war chest' Richmond sees a warm VB that someone has left and drinks that. But it tastes like a direct AishTray.
BrisTiger24 said:
Ha ha. Drunk many a Beer-Butt special in my time. Got a taste for them eventually.
The Brissie boys just rocked up, starting arguing with each other and finished up taking up different parts of the bar depending on which team was there at the time. Leppa sat at the bar by himself drinking shots and swearing at certain individual Brisbane players. Leigh Mathews come up from behind him and king hit him.
poppa x said:
It's been rumoured the twenty year old keno operator has signed a six year deal with the pies.
Terry Wallace had a word with the venue manager, thinks he got his staff hiring policies all wrong and offered advice.
