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Richmond is the ugly guy at the bar
- Thread starter tigertough
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tigertime2 said:
Just play achey breaky heart in the background and he can bootscoot right over to em, swooning.
Maxwell is on SEN pumping up Witts. Apparently he can develop into the games top 5 ruckman with more opportunity. Turn it up! Trying to make GWS feel like they ain't getting robbed. We need more spokespersons in the media to support us. Richo isn't taken seriously enough and KB is senile.
Witts is slower than Stuart Dew.
On a recent end of season trip to New York, the Statue of Liberty challenged him to a race and it won comfortably.
The game's top 5 ruck men could stand on each other's shoulders and they would still out run him.
If he leaves Collingwood, Travis Cloke will improve his kicking at goal by 50%. The reason he misses so many shots is because he thinks Witts is the left goal post and kicks the ball one metre to his right.
If he lingers at training too long the groundsmen prune him.
When the team runs through the banner, the cheer squad mistake him for a banner pole and carry him off with the torn paper. Buckley can never work out why they are a man down.
At half time, he just stays out on the ground. If we waited for him to run to the rooms and run back, they would still be playing at midnight.
He is always the first one caught every Sadie Hawkins Day.
Richard Lounder still outruns him regularly and he is old now.
HIs 100 millimetre time is slower than Usain Bolt's 100 metre time. In fact, it is slower than mine.
On a recent end of season trip to New York, the Statue of Liberty challenged him to a race and it won comfortably.
The game's top 5 ruck men could stand on each other's shoulders and they would still out run him.
If he leaves Collingwood, Travis Cloke will improve his kicking at goal by 50%. The reason he misses so many shots is because he thinks Witts is the left goal post and kicks the ball one metre to his right.
If he lingers at training too long the groundsmen prune him.
When the team runs through the banner, the cheer squad mistake him for a banner pole and carry him off with the torn paper. Buckley can never work out why they are a man down.
At half time, he just stays out on the ground. If we waited for him to run to the rooms and run back, they would still be playing at midnight.
He is always the first one caught every Sadie Hawkins Day.
Richard Lounder still outruns him regularly and he is old now.
HIs 100 millimetre time is slower than Usain Bolt's 100 metre time. In fact, it is slower than mine.
if we are the ugly guy at the bar, then to use the guy girl parallel, the following happened a few years ago:
Ivan, Grigga and Bashar walked in. yeah sure, they were a bit plump back then. not so appealing on first glance. they had just got out of a relationship and had hit the pizza.
they saw blair and Dan, and Blair and Dan saw them. conversation ensued. BH and DR realized these girls were down on their luck. Good people, genuine people that appreciated order and good hygiene, and didnt mind that these ladys were out of shape. they understood their needs
after a few hours RFC could see their potential if these girls dropped a few kgs by getting of the capricosa's and miscato. Ivan, Grigga and Bashar, under the deep hypnosis and addictive scent of punt road, decided to join our harem.
weigh loss resulted. these ladys flourished, and wondered why they had not met the sterling and well resourced in important areas............... RFC earlier.
fast forward a few years.
Blair and Dan Richo have a 14 day growth, unwashed and smelly, the ugly guys, are back at the bar. James Aish walks in. Conversation ensues............................
Ivan, Grigga and Bashar walked in. yeah sure, they were a bit plump back then. not so appealing on first glance. they had just got out of a relationship and had hit the pizza.
they saw blair and Dan, and Blair and Dan saw them. conversation ensued. BH and DR realized these girls were down on their luck. Good people, genuine people that appreciated order and good hygiene, and didnt mind that these ladys were out of shape. they understood their needs
after a few hours RFC could see their potential if these girls dropped a few kgs by getting of the capricosa's and miscato. Ivan, Grigga and Bashar, under the deep hypnosis and addictive scent of punt road, decided to join our harem.
weigh loss resulted. these ladys flourished, and wondered why they had not met the sterling and well resourced in important areas............... RFC earlier.
fast forward a few years.
Blair and Dan Richo have a 14 day growth, unwashed and smelly, the ugly guys, are back at the bar. James Aish walks in. Conversation ensues............................
