Remember how we were supposed to be buggered because, as Commetti has repeatedly put it, we were "bad at a bad time to be bad"?
2009: The first compromised draft. Melbourne tanks us into pick 3. That's ok, we'll have that Martin kid. Bit of promise.
2010: Pick 6 in a compromised draft after finishing 2nd last? No shot at Sam Day, Harley Bennell or Dave Swallow? No worries, Reece Conca thanks. 200 game, tough, creative hard ball winner and tackling machine.
2011: Pick 14 in an even more compromised draft? Swap it for 15 and Morris, then we'll take Brandon Ellis. How's Coniglio going? Just? Buntine? Unsighted you say. Our boy's flying.
2012: Pi- "FLOSSY! We'll have Flossy thanks! Cheers. See yaz."
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
Four guns.
Do you like apples Den? How are those eagles going? They look mediocre in a mediocre time to be mediocre.