Jack Ross | PUNT ROAD END | Richmond Tigers Forum
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Jack Ross

Quicker hands than most midfielders, and also not slow.

Are you sure you have the right jumper number?

This 'doesn't like the contest' is a brand new one in the long list of every changing Ross Hater myths.

Like the rest, it will be disproved soon enough.

The only knock I have on him at the moment is that his foot was busted for 3 months. He needs the match fitness to start racking up 25 plus disposals a game.

If he can do that, he'll be our best Midfielder.
Racking up 25 plus disp games
6 of his 69 games he has achieved 25 disp (which is Tim's career average BTW)

Quicker hands than most midfielders?
He averages less than 8 handballs a match. Could argue you need to be quick to see them. Just over 30% of his possessions are contested, so he may only have 3 or 4 instances every game where he is under pressure with those handballs. Not sure there is a huge body of evidence of quick hands.

I'm getting more excited with each post, it appears we will have a Shedda/Chimp clone in 2025. Hopefully you will bring up his goal kicking accuracy shortly.
 
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It’s all good now, Rossy has had a haircut, he’ll be BOG this weekend!
 
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Hated it. He's always played better with a buzz cut. Look at his first game vs Port in Adelaide. It's no coincidence.

He's back!
At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking
 
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At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking
Hmmm. Not so sure about that. I can still recall the look of horror on my 15 y.o. nephews face when he realised a male nurse was gunna shave him pre surgery. I'm pretty sure he was fairly traumatized by the event.
 
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Hmmm. Not so sure about that. I can still recall the look of horror on my 15 y.o. nephews face when he realised a male nurse was gunna shave him pre surgery. I'm pretty sure he was fairly traumatized by the event.

Good of you to stay and watch the process all the way through though TM
 
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At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking
You’re the Diet Coke of evil… 😂
 
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Good of you to stay and watch the process all the way through though TM
Nah, bugger that Antsy one. Watched the big burly bloke rock up with the shaving cream, brush n razor and request the poor kid to lower the P. Jays. He went pasty white n the eyes started flickering in all directions while he was fumbling with the tie up lace n I was near hysterical with laughter. Just warned him not to get over excited while being man handled so he wouldn't get knicked n had to bolt. Near on peed myself I was laughing so hard.
 
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14 aggressively bland possessions, including the momentum-killer in the last quarter

thank christ he's better than Taranto and will be fine in the long run
 
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He has the opportunity to grab a position.
And he just doesn't grab it.
He looked like he was retiring today
Agree, list clogger in my opinion. Will never be an AFL footballer. Marlion did more than him and he was only on for a quarter or so.
 
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People are getting too harsh on Jack. Sure he has been below par these last two games but people tend to forget that he had a long injury layoff so form and match fitness doesn't come back overnight. Added to that our whole midfield failed to function again so he had plenty of company
 
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At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking
Im too lazy to look it up and will probably deserve the peril that comes my way. So at my own peril im asking what the hell is a Zoroastrian .
 
People are getting too harsh on Jack. Sure he has been below par these last two games but people tend to forget that he had a long injury layoff so form and match fitness doesn't come back overnight. Added to that our whole midfield failed to function again so he had plenty of company
He's been potted by the same people all his career. When he plays well they just go quiet and hang out for the next time he has only an average to poor game.

He's contracted for the next 2 years so these supporters will just have to deal with it. He may improve further or he may get superceded but atm he's a far better proposition than the alternatives like Dow & Sonsie.
 
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Better than Dow and Sonsie

That’s where we’re at

And it’s not even true for Sonsie, who has more talent in his todge
 
Better than Dow and Sonsie

That’s where we’re at

And it’s not even true for Sonsie, who has more talent in his todge
That may be true, but like Ross, Sonsie is yet to show that he has what it takes to forge a respectable career. They’re both better than Dow, but that’s a very low bar.
 
He has the opportunity to grab a position.
And he just doesn't grab it.
He looked like he was retiring today
2nd game back after a lengthy lay off. Shouldn't have played last week. Nor this.
Were you expecting him to get 25 and 2?
 
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