Golf

[kyuss]

My bargain basement 8 point pick Takumi Kanaya only birdied one of the 8 par fives for his 2 rounds, he missed the cut by one ******* shot
Well done to kyuss and AA and Spook, you blokes nailed your selection.

Cheers mate. It helps when you’re first pick is -8.
Such a hard sport to pick. So many players who could potentially win it, but some of those players don’t even make
The cut.

 

[Redford]

It might be heresy on this thread but Augusta’s 17th and 18th are terrible closing holes. I can see why they were originally eight and nine.

14, 17 and 18 are average. Maybe 18 gets a pass mark but only just.

 

[Redford]

Speith puts 2 in the water on 12 again, just like in 2016.

Not so chirpy now

Thank *** we won’t have to watch and listen to him anymore.

 

[spook]

Gonna be hard to catch the two lads with Scheffler, he was playing a different course to most.

 

[MD Jazz]

Gonna be hard to catch the two lads with Scheffler, he was playing a different course to most.

He had a bit of luck as well.

Almost shanked it on 13 and ended up in a great spot and birdied.

Drove it wayward but always ended up with a shot.

He took advantage by producing magic around the greens.

He is only 25, first time in lead of a major at halfway? And The Masters at that.

I reckon he is a good lay bet. (**I aslo thought Spieth would win)

 

[Mopsy]

Gonna be hard to catch the two lads with Scheffler, he was playing a different course to most.

Sure is.

Personally will hate on Schauffele from now to the end of time

Never to be selected again.

 

[spook]

Sure is.

Personally will hate on Schauffele from now to the end of time

Never to be selected again.

I blame his parents. Xander??? His mum probably wiped his arse til he was 14.

 

[Redford]

Sure is.

Personally will hate on Schauffele from now to the end of time

Never to be selected again.

Ditto.

 

[Redford]

He had a bit of luck as well.

Almost shanked it on 13 and ended up in a great spot and birdied.

Drove it wayward but always ended up with a shot.

He took advantage by producing magic around the greens.

He is only 25, first time in lead of a major at halfway? And The Masters at that.

I reckon he is a good lay bet. (**I aslo thought Spieth would win)

I’ve got him tightening up too. Cam Smith still right in it.

 

[tigerman]

I’ve got him tightening up too. Cam Smith still right in it.

A Gutsy round by Smithy, showed plenty of bottle on the back 9.

Moving day tomorrow, Tiger will be on the prowl. He has putted well, I thought he might struggle with the flat stick.

My man $cottie proved his mettle in the Ryder Cup when he wiped the floor with a then white hot Rahm. Which I predicted by the way

Scottie will stare him Tiger down.

 

[Redford]

McGinley mentioned something today about Scheffler that I was going to post yesterday. He is incredibly sloooooow.

At the Matchplay he took an eternity on every shot. Doing the same at Augusta.

Yesterday he had a chip on 18. He got a ruling, dropped it, ball was back in play and then he took another 3 minutes before he hit his shot. Faldo called it out by saying it was an ordinary shot given the time he took…hah hah hah.

Sloooooooow.

 

[spook]

How good's Faldo, love his commentary. Watched a vid of him playing recently with the youtuber Rick Shiels. Funny bloke. Gave the club pro a golf lesson too (beat him while handing out gratefully accepted advice).

 

[Mopsy]

McGinley mentioned something today about Scheffler that I was going to post yesterday. He is incredibly sloooooow.

At the Matchplay he took an eternity on every shot. Doing the same at Augusta.

Yesterday he had a chip on 18. He got a ruling, dropped it, ball was back in play and then he took another 3 minutes before he hit his shot. Faldo called it out by saying it was an ordinary shot given the time he took…hah hah hah.

Sloooooooow.

Is he ever, he stuffs around an awful lot.

Would be very frustrating to be paired with him.

 

[MD Jazz]

I’ve got him tightening up too. Cam Smith still right in it.

Great call Red. Might be only 2 back in a second.

 

[MD Jazz]

PRESSURE!!!

 

[MD Jazz]

Geez that's a great recovery shot.

 

[spook]

Next year I'm going to the Masters. Gonna follow Scheffler. When he takes four minutes to hit his second shot into 1, I'm gonna yell, "Hit the BALL, you *smile*!", get kicked out, banned for life, and head straight to airport with a smile on my dial.

 

[Mr Brightside]

Next year I'm going to the Masters. Gonna follow Scheffler. When he takes four minutes to hit his second shot into 1, I'm gonna yell, "Hit the BALL, you *smile*!", get kicked out, banned for life, and head straight to airport with a smile on my dial.

Have a crack at Bryson as well as they drag you out

 

[spook]

What kind of horseshit is this that you can hit it into a briar patch and get a drop for an unplayable lie? He shoulda had a 9.

 

[scottyturnerscurse]

Next year I'm going to the Masters. Gonna follow Scheffler. When he takes four minutes to hit his second shot into 1, I'm gonna yell, "Hit the BALL, you *smile*!", get kicked out, banned for life, and head straight to airport with a smile on my dial.

I’ll co-fund that escapade.