Cricket

[spook]

It looks like he's wearing a lot of padding when he bats.

He looks like he's wearing a lot of padding when he keeps, or when he goes to church. He's fat.

 

[tigerman]

It looks like he's wearing a lot of padding when he bats.

Natural padding, he's a fat runt.

 

[Tigertool]

WHY IN GODS NAME DO WE BOWL SHORT TO BROAD

He can’t defend his feet to save his life.

 

[tigerman]

He’s a MLB Europe ambassador.

Should stick to baseball.

 

[Redford]

Should stick to baseball.

Not happy with his 50 ?

 

[spook]

WHY IN GODS NAME DO WE BOWL SHORT TO BROAD

He can’t defend his feet to save his life.

Because he's frightened of the cricket ball. You drive him back, have him looking for the short one, then york him.

 

[Carter]

Oh the sweet, sweet sounds of chin music.

Broad is quite clearly terrified

 

[tigerman]

Not happy with his 50 ?

No, and I watched all of it, good quicks will have him back to county cricket. Trouble is there's not enough quicks in world cricket. He can hit a ball when it's in his wheelhouse though.

 

[Carter]

Bairstow signalling for a change of Depends

 

[Carter]

JOHNNY!

 

[Carter]

Let’s go Boonie

 

[Carter]

*smile* that’s nasty

 

[CarnTheTiges]

Nice sharp catch from Carey, and that’s their 8th wicket!

 

[royce67]

Come round the wicket Starc.

 

[spook]

Carey keeping beautifully. Having an excellent series.

Head is a very handy offie.

 

[T-Shirt Tommy]

Stokes 17 off 58
Bairstow 16 off 36
Broad 12 off 24

Don't tell me they've already abandoned Bazball?

 

[tigertim]

Straya lost their last 7/100, England their last 7/103.

 

[bigwow]

He looks like he's wearing a lot of padding when he keeps, or when he goes to church. He's fat.

Big Boned

 

[spook]

Straya lost their last 7/100, England their last 7/103.

England 6/47 today.

 

[Carter]

Bodyline is back baby