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Conspiracies....get your conspiracies here!

Baloo said:
The Bermuda Triangle should be considered a real conspiracy ?

Who decides what's a real conspiracy and what isn't ?

What happens when someone with an open mind reads the case for the conspiracy and decides that there is nothing there backing a conspiracy ?

If they haven't made a doco with Leonard Nimmoy as narrator then it isn't a real conspiracy.
 
KnightersRevenge said:
If they haven't made a doco with Leonard Nimmoy as narrator then it isn't a real conspiracy.

Surely Ed Asner or Martin Sheen are worthy? Or Jesse Ventura if you're really desperate!
 
tigertim said:
Surely Ed Asner or Martin Sheen are worthy? Or Jesse Ventura if you're really desperate!

I have only recently become acquainted with Ed's work thanks to our 911 conspiracy apologist friends. I can only assume the Mary Tyler Moore royalty cheques started bouncing. But do note TF's post said "real" and without Leonard's imprimatur even Ed and Jesse just don't carry serious weight. ;D
 
'They're biting on pilchards and prawns' has gotta be one of the biggest and most expensive conspiracies ever.
 
glantone said:
'They're biting on pilchards and prawns' has gotta be one of the biggest and most expensive conspiracies ever.

I dunno GT, I once caught 5 monster spanish mackeral in about 4 minutes on pilchards. It could have just been an outlier though. I tend to agree with you. Snappy Tom factory overstocked on pilchards and prawn, a nationwide distribution network of independant service stations, memo goes out "bloke caught a 12kg Jewwy off the wall last night on pillies", when in fact every knowledgable fisherman on the East Coast is using worms and chicken gut, available at a fraction of the cost. You should be careful :theyareontome
 
Sorry if its been done. I live in Byron Shire, which is surely the nationwide capital of the conspiracy theory. The one that really cracks me up is CHEMTRAILS.

It goes like this. The vapour trail that comes off planes wings in high pressure conditions as a result of a pressure differential isnt that at all. It is THEM, lacing the aero fuel with a chemical that wafts down on us, making US all malleable and compliant. It seems to subscribe to this theory you need to be (1) german or dutch (2) have been unemployed (able) for more than 2 decades and (3) smoke about 1/2 oz of marijuana per day.

Im an open-minded guy, so I tested it out using some reductionist science. When a jet went over, I donned a gas mask and grabbed my wife and held her in the open, giving a real dose of the vapour. I waited for 10 minutes and asked "darling, can i have $200 to go to the pub and drink and gamble all day?". She said 'no'.

The next day, I asked her the same thing, without exposure to the vapour. She said 'no'. I repeated the experiment several times until my wife ripped off my mask and punched me. There was no statistical difference in compliance following exposure to plane emissions as compared to a control.
 
tigergollywog said:
Sorry if its been done. I live in Byron Shire, which is surely the nationwide capital of the conspiracy theory. The one that really cracks me up is CHEMTRAILS.

It goes like this. The vapour trail that comes off planes wings in high pressure conditions as a result of a pressure differential isnt that at all. It is THEM, lacing the aero fuel with a chemical that wafts down on us, making US all malleable and compliant. It seems to subscribe to this theory you need to be (1) german or dutch (2) have been unemployed (able) for more than 2 decades and (3) smoke about 1/2 oz of marijuana per day.

Im an open-minded guy, so I tested it out using some reductionist science. When a jet went over, I donned a gas mask and grabbed my wife and held her in the open, giving a real dose of the vapour. I waited for 10 minutes and asked "darling, can i have $200 to go to the pub and drink and gamble all day?". She said 'no'.

The next day, I asked her the same thing, without exposure to the vapour. She said 'no'. I repeated the experiment several times until my wife ripped off my mask and punched me. There was no statistical difference in compliance following exposure to plane emissions as compared to a control.
Apologist! Your eyes just aren't open to the truth. ;)
 
There's a special on sbs tonight where the astronauts reunite to discuss the moon landing. Lets watch and pick holes in their "story" ;)
 
tigertim said:
There's a special on sbs tonight where the astronauts reunite to discuss the moon landing. Lets watch and pick holes in their "story" ;)
At least NASA co-operated in the making of Capricorn One. ;D
 
Its the "chemtrails" its the chemtrails! Everyone into the bunker!

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you should avoid your spouse, your boss and Harvey Norman for at least 24 hrs after that kind of exposure KR.
 
tigergollywog said:
you should avoid your spouse, your boss and Harvey Norman for at least 24 hrs after that kind of exposure KR.

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KnightersRevenge said:
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Some interesting conspiracy theories floating round other parts of this world. Sudanese men and their disappearing penises along with Jews training wild boars and pigs to make scary sounds and uproot Arabs' trees seem totally plausible to me.
http://www.wikiislam.net/wiki/Muslim_Conspiracy_Theories

And in the interest of fair play - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB3g6mXLEKk
 
http://theshovel.com.au/2012/05/27/al-qaeda-claims-responsibility-for-myki/

A new "conspiracy" for the truthers. :rofl
 
for one thats closer to home, and apologies in advance if this offends anyone who was affected but i remember hearing a few years ago about the port arthur massacre being an inside job which allowed for the gun amnesty that followed shortly after. wasnt there over 100000 guns handed in?