Actually this makes me think, if a footy team had to represent a type of music fan, who would they be.
For whiney girl rock like Coldplay, I would nominate Hawthorn fans. The records show both are popular, yet know one knows more than two people who like them. Also they love a good whine (we are the best team - not geelong, don't pick on Buddy, blah blah blah).
My personal favourite - and most obvious one - is Freo. If these guys don't have EMO stamped on their forehead, no-one does. Everyone hates both, and cutting yourself is probably the only way to cope with watching Freo play week in week out.
Finally I have Port Adelaide and that bogan wank music personified by Kid Rock. No explanation needed here ;D