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Will it be any good?

  • Yes

    Votes: 14 13.3%

  • No

    Votes: 50 47.6%

  • Undecided

    Votes: 21 20.0%

  • Cheese Sandwich

    Votes: 28 26.7%
  • Total voters
    105
More pathetic dribble from the AFL suits in need of self justification.

My involvement and interest in this garbage will extend no further than praying all Tigers players conned into this farce survive intact n ready for round one against Carlscum.
 
TigerMasochist said:
More pathetic dribble from the AFL suits in need of self justification.

My involvement and interest in this garbage will extend no further than praying all Tigers players conned into this farce survive intact n ready for round one against Carlscum.
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We could make this work for us.

Jack gets to pick The Rampagers

So why not pick Gaff, Yeo, DeGoey, Stephensen, Oliver and Petracca

And just dive for everything at knee height?

He could also pick Cox just to call him a circus *smile* at 3/4 time
 
So how is this draft gonna work? Can they choose any player and do they have to play?
 
100 players to choose from the pool.

Cant have more than 4 players from the same team.
 
easy said:
Only some young Channel 7 go-getter spiv with one,

Central nostril would be able to answer that question.

Perhaps little kids being reared by culturally depauperate middle class parents?

I dunno?

If its even slightly successful, we might as well all throw in the towell.
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So the game has “safe zones” ?
 
Harry said:
Jack is captain of team Rampage coz of his ability to break tackles? WTF?
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The teams are named after the captain’s strengths. Eddy’s strength is the colour of his skin apparently.
 
Giardiasis said:
The teams are named after the captain’s strengths. Eddy’s strength is the colour of his skin apparently.
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The name is an indigenous term, but it could also refer to being a dead eye *smile* when shooting for goal and Eddie definitely has that. All the names are pretty stupid, about as stupid as the entire concept.
 
Harry said:
So how is this draft gonna work? Can they choose any player and do they have to play?
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Who gets first pick? Eddie won't have to worry too much as his team almost picks itself. Can other Captains pick Aboriginal players? How does the picks work I wonder?
 
Harry said:
So how is this draft gonna work? Can they choose any player and do they have to play?
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Just to add to the cringeworthiness, I suggest they arm each of the captains with a Tinder style app and load up the 100 players and the captains swipe right for a player they want and swipe left for a player they don't want. This could be made into a 3 hour Fox Footy special broadcast
 
BrisTiger24 said:
Just to add to the cringeworthiness, I suggest they arm each of the captains with a Tinder style app and load up the 100 players and the captains swipe right for a player they want and swipe left for a player they don't want. This could be made into a 3 hour Fox Footy special broadcast
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Would make it even more exciting if they added a 5 minute break between each swipe, and the ability to swipe up to gazump one of the other swipees picks.

*smile* this stupid *smile* and the *smile* fuxks at the AFL. Just fix the *smile* draw and ignore this marketing lead *smile*. <-- Swear filter engaged :smash
 
My God Seriously.

Someone needs to turn down the WI FI at AFL House.

Its dead set microwaved the brains of every person in there.

*smile* wankers the lot of em.

Fans should say NO and not patronise this contrived *smile*.

Players always complaining game is too long season is too long then go and show their serfdom to the AFL and its $$ to risk injury for this sh!t, are you there Mr Dangerfield.
 
craig said:
Players always complaining game is too long season is too long then go and show their serfdom to the AFL and its $$ to risk injury for this sh!t, are you there Mr Dangerfield.
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It's exactly what Dangermouse has been wanting for years.

Ten minute qtrs.
No taggers.
Short square ground.
Open uncontested / non contact pretend footy.
Lots of zooper dooper goals n canned excitement.
Maybe even dancing girl cheer leaders :eek: :banana :theyareontome :theyareontome, oh wait, can't have any of these. Way to much fun n completely politically incorrect, better just have some flashing lights n fireworks.
 
TigerMasochist said:
It's exactly what Dangermouse has been wanting for years.

Ten minute qtrs.
No taggers.
Short square ground.
Open uncontested / non contact pretend footy.
Lots of zooper dooper goals n canned excitement.
Maybe even dancing girl cheer leaders :eek: :banana :theyareontome :theyareontome, oh wait, can't have any of these. Way to much fun n completely politically incorrect, better just have some flashing lights n fireworks.
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Fireworks is cultural appropriation, better not have those.
 
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