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I got a story.

An all or nothing salute.

Maybe its falling on a sword? Or maybe just trying for some decent sidemeat, steinbeck style?

I had a drink in a royal court today. Taz, tot, cc, caesar, oldster, spook, snake and that.

The captain was there too. Dyerere, like the wizard of oz. Huge and within reach, but not actually there.

Pretty sure leysey was lurking too.

I watched my cuz, kmacs bruv-in-law, fall like the twin towers.

$hai put on a little show and menaredue and cellis screamed to me

'Everything is as it should be'

Yeah ben lennon hiccuped, but like easy,jr (who will run out with dusty in a few years) said

He can kick better than you dad. Yeah.

Anyway, i said to CC, who is rolled gold,

'If we win the *smile*, i could drown in the yarra without a regret'

cc went 'yeah, theres nothing else'

And it got me thinking. Cause im a mix of mild mannered (occasionally, mostly at my mother-in-laws), all or nothing (im

about 25 grand up), and romantic (its our time, im not risking anything)

So im thinking, im on a razor edge. We are all on a razor edge. And its the same *smile* blade.

Its shredded feet, death, or glory (well, thats naff *smile*, but it sounds sweet and sits nice in the tale)

Jeez, epitaph? Narcissism? Dylan grimes attack on the ball?

Yeah *smile* it. *smile* it. *smile* IT.

If tigers dont win the flag and foxplay dont win the epsom, im done

Done.

Its all or nothing.

And its and, not or.

See you on saturday night. Hopefully.

Mortgage your houses and have half on cotch for the NS and half on foxplay.

Easy.
 
Ha Ha, gold mate.

Missed today, family duties. Building the brownie points for the next week ha!
 
If there is another PRE pre or post GF get together I would love to know the location if only to meet in the flesh some of the infamous PRE "rat pack".

I have this picture of spook , tall athletic smart, TOO and CC a bit older and wiser (and a bit more padding?) , easy with crazy hair and alert eyes and a razor wit, snake more reserved but ready to fire, leysy - the racing toff who looks like chandler off friends just with less hair, SCOOP an early 30"s sharp dressed spiff with perfect hair, and dyer"ere - mmm the hunter s Thompson of pre. Just to glimpse him would be enough.

Would evo the philosopher and JB03 (the muck Malloy of PRE) be there? Ridley? MLD would be another it would be an honour to meet. Brodders17 and ant keeping it all social and nice.

Or maybe it should remain forever in the imagination?
 
MD Jazz said:
If there is another PRE pre or post GF get together I would love to know the location if only to meet in the flesh some of the infamous PRE "rat pack".

I have this picture of spook , tall athletic smart, TOO and CC a bit older and wiser (and a bit more padding?) , easy with crazy hair and alert eyes and a razor wit, snake more reserved but ready to fire, leysy - the racing toff who looks like chandler off friends just with less hair, SCOOP an early 30"s sharp dressed spiff with perfect hair, and dyer"ere - mmm the hunter s Thompson of pre. Just to glimpse him would be enough.

Would evo the philosopher and JB03 (the muck Malloy of PRE) be there? Ridley? MLD would be another it would be an honour to meet. Brodders17 and ant keeping it all social and nice.

Or maybe it should remain forever in the imagination?
i'd be there Jazz. Any PREnders i've ever met are rippers.
 
MD Jazz said:
If there is another PRE pre or post GF get together I would love to know the location if only to meet in the flesh some of the infamous PRE "rat pack".

I have this picture of spook , tall athletic smart, TOO and CC a bit older and wiser (and a bit more padding?) , easy with crazy hair and alert eyes and a razor wit, snake more reserved but ready to fire, leysy - the racing toff who looks like chandler off friends just with less hair, SCOOP an early 30"s sharp dressed spiff with perfect hair, and dyer"ere - mmm the hunter s Thompson of pre. Just to glimpse him would be enough.

Would evo the philosopher and JB03 (the muck Malloy of PRE) be there? Ridley? MLD would be another it would be an honour to meet. Brodders17 and ant keeping it all social and nice.

Or maybe it should remain forever in the imagination?

Ive never met a pre'er i didnt love.

Will try catch up jazz.

And yeah, i got pretty crazy hair.

Cc is the handsomest man in the southern hemisphere.

It would be nice to get some continuity in the conversation with him, but theres stunning girls demanding his attention relentlessly.
 
easy said:
Ive never met a pre'er i didnt love.

Will try catch up jazz.

And yeah, i got pretty crazy hair.

Cc is the handsomest man in the southern hemisphere.

It would be nice to get some continuity in the conversation with him, but theres stunning girls demanding his attention relentlessly.
I was going to say that Jazzy nailed us pretty well, apart from neglecting to mention how quietly handsome the brothers easysnake are. Snake, the girls must faint when he smiles that gentle smile.
 
spook said:
I was going to say that Jazzy nailed us pretty well, apart from neglecting to mention how quietly handsome the brothers easysnake are. Snake, the girls must faint when he smiles that gentle smile.

Gotta lift my game, going for screamingly handsome. ;D
 
tigersnake said:
Gotta lift my game, going for screamingly handsome. ;D
Nothing you can do about your genes, I'm afraid mate. You'll have to settle for looking like Blake Caracella's handsomer brother. Salt'n'pepper sweetness.

easy said:
And it got me thinking. Cause im a mix of mild mannered (occasionally, mostly at my mother-in-laws), all or nothing (im

about 25 grand up), and romantic (its our time, im not risking anything)

So im thinking, im on a razor edge. We are all on a razor edge. And its the same *smile*ing blade.

Its shredded feet, death, or glory (well, thats naff *smile*, but it sounds sweet and sits nice in the tale)

Jeez, epitaph? Narcissism? Dylan grimes attack on the ball?

Yeah *smile* it. *smile* it. *smile* IT.

If tigers dont win the flag and foxplay dont win the epsom, im done

Done.

Its all or nothing.

And its and, not or.

See you on saturday night. Hopefully.

Mortgage your houses and have half on cotch for the NS and half on foxplay.

Easy.
I'm not sure if your punting is Cotchin-like in its fearless ferocity, or 2009-Rance-like in its lunatic recklessness. Whichever, I salute you.
 
spook said:
I'm not sure if your punting is Cotchin-like in its fearless ferocity, or 2009-Rance-like in its lunatic recklessness. Whichever, I salute you.

Defs cotch 2017.

If foxplay wins the epsom (hughy bowman seems to reckon she will)

It'll have to be reclassified. ;D
 
Will be at the parade tomoz if anyone's about.

Reckon Sunday great day for a beer as well. The club will have something on win, lose or draw.

Certainly easier to catchup with people.
 
Ive had the worst spring in living memory.

I cant complain. the 2017 books show a healthy profit. :fing32

In a brief whoa-is- jason castagne me period last night, I hit the 2018 fixture and boy did I work out a bet for the summer dreamer in all of us.

a grand on the tigers to win round 1, let ride on every MCG game (i.e. im betting on the tigers to go 14/14 on The G) would yield $111K.

Ive assumed a conservative starting price of $1.4 for all G games.

you could even cash out $10K after 10 straight and still end up with $50k.

after that finals series, Id be surprised if Dusty ever loses at the G again. ;D
 
Tigers $4.50 to make the 2018 grand final. Got them at $13 last year just before Round 18. I might instead risk a $50 insurance premium with TABCorp at $51.00 for a Tigers-GWS quinella to cover accommodation, drinks and tickets again.
 
YinnarTiger said:
Tigers $4.50 to make the 2018 grand final. Got them at $13 last year just before Round 18. I might instead risk a $50 insurance premium with TABCorp at $51.00 for a Tigers-GWS quinella to cover accommodation, drinks and tickets again.

can you really get $51 on the tiger V GWS quinella?

possibly the 2nd best bet in a generation.

I was about to take $21.
 
easy said:
can you really get $51 on the tiger V GWS quinella?

possibly the 2nd best bet in a generation.

I was about to take $21.
Scroll down to Quinellas:

https://www.tab.com.au/sports/betting/AFL%20Football/competitions/AFL%20Futures
 

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