Yes, you've mentioned a number of times how funny you find farts.
Okay, so we've moved again from total kms to repeat sprints.
Well, he wasn't in the top 5 for total spirits or repeat sprints either. So... Next?
Here's the thing, I'm not saying George doesn't run. Or that he's a poor runner. Or that he doesn't play a role.
It's just that he's not an elite runner, or even the best we have.
Which is not necessarily a fair thing to expect of a footballer. But he's a poor user, a poor decision maker, one of our statistically worst pressure players and tacklers. I would think that would necessitate that he be an elite runner. And he's just pretty good.
I think people on here tie themselves in knots trying, fancifully imagining things that they pretend are happening to make sense of the story.
I think it's a bit simpler than all of that.
There is obviously a reason that George has his place cemented in the side. I think it's more straightforward and less tangible than all the fabrication about fat side repeat sprinting.
1. He's an established player in the specific age bracket which we lack players. He has a level of experience in between players like Jack and Bolton that's probably the weakest demographic on our list.
2. He knows the system, game plan and team rules, and does exactly as instructed.
3. He's a brilliant team man. Team mates love him and he's culturally important.
There are qualities and facets of football teams which are almost organic. And certainly invisible to the outside observer.
The most convincing suggestion I've ever seen for his inclusion is that the team wants him in.
The most ridiculous suggestion is that he is somehow the world's most exceptional traffic cone and gets a game on that.
That the players want to play with him, is honestly probably enough for me. But what's the point of these forums if I can't pontificate on:
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