I lived in Newcastle for a little while and whenever the guys in the office talked about going to the football on the weekend, I'd something like "so you're driving down to Sydney to watch the Swans at the SCG?".Each to his own. Just not my cup of tea though.
Should not be called footy as it is more like throw ball.
We'll, did they start to arc up.
Then I'd say "can't see why you call it football, you hardly ever kick it". And "it looks like British Bulldog".
Then they'd explode.