At the Bummers, Lame is our middle name, so we'll step right up.
Dudoro's been reading the phantom drafts again and he's salivating at the thought of *smile*. Matthew *smile*. Thought he'd been taken by now but a glance at page 1 of this thread confirms he hasn't. Which is great, because here at Tullamarine we love *smile*. We can't wait to see *smile* in the changing sheds, getting all greased up and ready to go. *smile*'s hard but smooth, with great penetration off the HBF. Sometimes these blokes who go so hard and fast can be a bit messy so it's pleasing to note *smile* topped the Clean Hands test at draft camp.
It's appropriate he plays for Calder because at times he goes like a shot out of a cannon. He takes a great mark - he can really get up. He's a quick, slippery customer, which suits our supporters' premature exclamations. Quick *smile* joining forces with Messiah Joe will have Bummers fans coming out of the woodwork and into the Windy Hill windsock faster than you can say, "Mum! Close the door!"