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Lynch !!

spook said:
When you play key forward, you get whacked. A lot. In the back of the head, around the ears, in the kidneys, in the ribs, on the arms. You get stops down the Achilles, kicks in the ankle. They step on your feet and squirrel grip your nuts.

Defenders do all these because they are inferior beings, crude ape men who can barely speak in sentences, read, or tie their own bootlaces.

One of my most satisfying moments on a footy field occurred in the last quarter of a game in which I took a lot of marks and got whacked each time. The last time, I turned around and dropped him with a beautiful short left hook to the jaw. I got sent off and abused by the opposition spectators, but we won easily and I smiled for the rest of the day.

I love Tom Lynch.
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The key forward may spend a little to much time pre gameworking on their hair , maybe a little to much topless time during the off season as well way too much night club time perfecting there strut , however though they may not have the toughness, the skills, the work rate of the Midfielder they are defiinitry in front of the old fill ins down in the back half .
 
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tigertim said:
Belted? Didnt you praise Ty Vickery for his hit on Cox all those years ago?
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You have a long memory, but mine doesn't extend that far back with any clarity. Knowing myself (as I do) I would have said that Ty was unlucky for swinging at Cox's midriff but collected him in the jaw. Ty had to go, you can't knock a bloke and not be suspended, it doesn't matter where you are trying to hit him.

For the record the fine is a fair result for T Lynch, it's all the excuses being made for him here that get my goat.
 
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Jake said:
Is Collins still in the change rooms at the Gabba?
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Word is his mum flew up there. He had another tantrum when she got there, but a quick cuddle and grounding for a week has sorted it all out.
 
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Mr Brightside said:
The key forward may spend a little to much time pre gameworking on their hair , maybe a little to much topless time during the off season as well way too much night club time perfecting there strut , however though they may not have the toughness, the skills, the work rate of the Midfielder they are defiinitry in front of the old fill ins down in the back half .
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Midfielders. Lol. The only bloke with an easier job in footy is Jayden Short. If someone tries to stop them getting the ball they cry. What they call being tagged, we call Saturday. I played midfield once, walk in the park. All your opponents are midgets.
 
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spook said:
Midfielders. Lol. The only bloke with an easier job in footy is Jayden Short. If someone tries to stop them getting the ball they cry. What they call being tagged, we call Saturday. I played midfield once, walk in the park. All your opponents are midgets.
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I use one P Cripps as an example of what happens to a key position player when he attempts to play in the cage , looks good to start with and then Bang his all banged up after 20 odd games in there, he should be proud of himself for trying to be a mid, but we all know it’s easy to catch a baseball with a mitt on.
 
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Nothing to see here. It doesn’t fit the hanging chants from the baying media geeks
 
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I sent an email to Gerard Whateley .

He accused Aarts of being the ‘second shooter’ the one who felled Collins.

I also forwarded the video link.

Love to call Watson & Lyon in the morning but I’m banned so I’ve decided to email.

Let’s see..
 

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spook said:
When you play key forward, you get whacked. A lot. In the back of the head, around the ears, in the kidneys, in the ribs, on the arms. You get stops down the Achilles, kicks in the ankle. They step on your feet and squirrel grip your nuts.

Defenders do all these because they are inferior beings, crude ape men who can barely speak in sentences, read, or tie their own bootlaces.

One of my most satisfying moments on a footy field occurred in the last quarter of a game in which I took a lot of marks and got whacked each time. The last time, I turned around and dropped him with a beautiful short left hook to the jaw. I got sent off and abused by the opposition spectators, but we won easily and I smiled for the rest of the day.

I love Tom Lynch.
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As much as I like your post, Lynch has cameras on him most of the time. So he would do well to remember stories such as John Coleman who retaliated against 'treatment' and missed a GF which his team lost. Time he took a chill pill.
 
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tigermike said:
As much as I like your post, Lynch has cameras on him most of the time. So he would do well to remember stories such as John Coleman who retaliated against 'treatment' and missed a GF which his team lost. Time he took a chill pill.
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As much as I enjoyed writing it, I agree.
 
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Think David Schwarz summed it up pretty well that if he keeps up the niggle someone will line him up as he aint no Dermie ,Bazza Hall or Plugger who could take a hit.
 
I don't think our man starts *smile* from nothing anyway. Almost always if not always defending a team mate or himself. Yeah loses his *smile* a bit easily but so what. He's been crucified the past 2 days. What a joke.
 
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