Hate how increasingly, to deal with any business or organisation that you have interaction with, one must download a mobile app. Want to wipe your arse? Oh we don’t sell toilet paper anymore, that’s so last century. We have a mobile app you can download to do that.
No, f..k you! I don’t want your app!
Been going to a 24hr access gym chain, because my old community PCYC is a bit too far from my workplace now.
But suddenly this week, my little token they gave me for swiping, no longer works. I must carry a smartphone with their app on it, that provides a swipeable QR screen. Suffice to say, I told them I’m not downloading it.
Most of the time I run to the gym anyway. So don’t carry a phone. The little key ring token was perfect for my running shorts key pocket……Waiting to hear back from them.
I told them in the email that until they provide me with alternative access, as I’m a paid up member, I’ll continue to tail people into the gym. They hate people doing that. Very much against their rules. A mortal sin if you will.
The rhetoric that apps make things easier and convenient is simply not true. People are so gullible to believe it. The arrangement had been, I pay my money, they give me a key tag to use their gym, we leave each other alone. Easy.
To download the app, I must first login to the member portal, which I’ve never even set up, because I can’t be arsed maintaining yet another online account with a password I’ll never remember.
And what else do I get from the app? Oh all sorts of fitness advice, no doubt with supplements and dietary advice services being marketed to me incessantly. Not to mention the bonus of the database getting hacked and your mobile number getting sold off to scammers.
It’s such an insidious theme, society’s addiction to technology for everything. So much so, that if you dare have one iota of skepticism, you are some sort of pariah.
Not far away, the inevitable passive aggressive coerciveness….”I can’t understand why you won’t get that data chip implanted in your wrist, it’s so much more convenient and we really are trying to make things easier for you. Plus, you’re inconveniencing everyone else by not doing it, how selfish.”
No, it is not a crime (yet) to not have an electronic device fused to one’s person at all times. So I will not partake.