Kane McAuliffe

[Redford]

Looks in ripping knick.
It’s a shame I won’t be able to enjoy watching him play this year, seeing as I don’t know how much he weighs

88 kg. Oops… am I allowed to say that ?

 

[Tig3]

Most kids don't even look like that after 5 years in the system. This bloke turns up like this on day 1!

Matt Clarke said they’ll need to strip him down a bit then build him back up. I’m not a guy, but if I was and I had a rig like that, and someone said hey we’re gunna strip you down..

 

[Berwick boy]

88 kg. Oops… am I allowed to say that ?

 

[Scoop]

88 kg. Oops… am I allowed to say that ?

Monster.

Possible Manchild?

 

[BrisTiger24]

88 kg. Oops… am I allowed to say that ?

At 187cm and 88kg his BMI is 25.2 which is considered overweight. Fat *smile*.

 

[turk-d-tiger]

At 187cm and 88kg his BMI is 25.2 which is considered overweight. Fat *smile*.

Well he probably has grown 1-2 cm since the start of last season so lets just call it 190cm and 88kgs
sounds good to me

 

[mrposhman]

Not a bad rig, reminds me of myself when I was in my natural prime.

I think the only time I've looked that good is when I've been standing in front of 1 of those funky mirrors

 

[TigerPort]

I think the only time I've looked that good is when I've been standing in front of 1 of those funky mirrors

Or sticking one's head through the little round hole to provide the face for the he-man photo

 

[Brodders17]

At 187cm and 88kg his BMI is 25.2 which is considered overweight. Fat *smile*.

Yeah, im glad i wasnt overweight like him when i was 18. (or now.)

 

[Don’t Argue]

Or sticking one's head through the little round hole to provide the face for the he-man photo

Is that why they call it a glory hole?

 

[Willo]

At 187cm and 88kg his BMI is 25.2 which is considered overweight. Fat *smile*.

Instead of focusing on gyms, we should invest in “fat farms”. There’s a motzah to be made sending these fat bastards there for some weight loss.
Now the afl doesn’t promote players weights they should all be referred to as overweight. $$s

 

[BrisTiger24]

Yeah, im glad i wasnt overweight like him when i was 18. (or now.)

Actually, I sit in the same BMI category so I am now comfortable with my appearance I will assume I look just like him

 

[btoz_01]

Instead of focusing on gyms, we should invest in “fat farms”. There’s a motzah to be made sending these fat bastards there for some weight loss.
Now the afl doesn’t promote players weights they should all be referred to as overweight. $$s

They can get sponsorship from Whale watchers or Jenny Craig

 

[Ghost of 29]

Matt Clarke said they’ll need to strip him down a bit then build him back up. I’m not a guy, but if I was and I had a rig like that, and someone said hey we’re gunna strip you down..

Clubs trying to strip guys down never works. It becomes unnatural for them and adversely affects performance. Unless he’s a gym head who was freebasing protein powder, just get the kid fit and it will sort itself out.

 

[thegdog]

This guy may give the Rising Star a shake. Looks the absolute goods as a plug and play above average player for next 10 years

 

[Little Ziggyadee]

This guy may give the Rising Star a shake. Looks the absolute goods as a plug and play above average player for next 10 years

Reminds me of Couglan

 

[Sintiger]

This guy may give the Rising Star a shake. Looks the absolute goods as a plug and play above average player for next 10 years

Settle down.

 

[btoz_01]

This guy may give the Rising Star a shake. Looks the absolute goods as a plug and play above average player for next 10 years

Not listed in Sportsbet odds for rising star
Its write your own ticket

 

[The_General]

This guy may give the Rising Star a shake. Looks the absolute goods as a plug and play above average player for next 10 years

That type of comment is enough to give a jellyfish a hard on.
You might not want to over hype him just yet.

 

[achillesjones]

Quietly confident.