Big Ivan should be the face of VB ( 40+ year olds should remember the ads) , unquestionably the greatest over achiever since Adam had a crack at eve
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Ivan Soldo
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Look at formerly RFC’s pornstar here. Waxed within 1mm of his life.
Even pornstars can get hooked up. And it seems that Little Ivvy may have fallen.
For another pornstar? He’s got plenty to choose from. Why this one? There are thousands like her in Ivvy’s world. She must be special.
This is not a conventional porno. It’s got a heart. It may have a plot. Just guessing. Vintage? Fax machines. Pagers. Photocopiers. Romantic stuff like that. DA would know for sure.
Faulty laptop? Dimma could play a cameo, a secret powerpoint presentation with dimma and his conquests is leaked from the faulty laptop. Iv'ys girl sees a copy of the powerpoint. Is impressed with dimma's "gameplan". Revenge of the Nerds (Accountants) type story.
You may have a future in porno writing, MD. You got that amateur authenticity thing.
Just a guess, I'm no authority, but I think Dimma might need a stand in. I'm thinking a Rick Moranis look alike. Or say five small exotic race small statured humans who identify as male with golden cocaine bowls strapped to their heads. I'm thinking the exotic race could be stereotypically associated with socio/economic disadvantage to sharpen the political edge of our culturally up to the minute art.
And maybe Terry Tate Office linebacker for a subplot. He explodes in later, blasts all the cocaine, skittles all the small statured exotic race humans who identify as male and may or not be socio economically disadvantage. Or the Rick More-Anus double (if we have to settle). Tate then destroys the laptop with his throbbing hyper masculine wrath. And the fax machine. Dripping office equipment exploded all over the walls and ceiling.
We'll really have to see whether Don't Argue is down to finance another one of his little side ventures. You are shrewd to include the office equipment but. And yes, Dimma is much more affordable than my pie in the sky ideas. But will he sell?
FFS I just alarmed everyone in the office with my outburst of laughter. Gold.
Dimma would hate the Rick Moreanus choice - perfect.
Not sure about office furniture but apparently his girlfriend is a massive fan of Jason Derulo and Riding Soldo
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Knee reco involving ACL and MCL and then lateral meniscus tear this year as well. All on the same left knee I believe.
Passed the medical, but still think it’s too high of a risk.
