Goldposts - The best of Punt Road End

[jb03]

Heh heh heh...absolute classic.

Heh heh Yeah I thought it was a good one too.

 

[TOT70]

TBH commenting on the appearance of Mrs Dickie Pratt.

Twigs will look like that one day as punishment for turning to the dark side.

She looks more like a Thunderbird to me: what might have happened to Lady Penelope after being left for a few decades in the sun.

Chuckle, chuckle!

 

[Tony Braxton-Hicks]

But Oldie then nailed it.

For comparison, the Jeanne Pratt photo is here: http://www.theage.com.au/national/pratt-shocked-at-pricefixing-charges-20080620-2tq6.html

 

[Tigers of Old]

Tiger Merchandise We'd Like to See
With the mid-season break, the Tiger Den is having a clearance sale of discontinued games aimed at the Tiger family.

Where’s Wally?
Terry Wallace isn’t taking training today. See if you can find where he is. (Hint: look in the solarium.)

Terry’s Wheel of Fortune
See if Terry’s wheel can spin for 5 years without delivering the prize.

Danny Frawley Magic Eight Ball
Ask the spud-ball any question and it will give you an answer, then try to work out what Yeah Nah means.

Pin the Tail on Jarrad Oakley-Nicholls
Put yourself in Greg Miller’s shoes at the 2005 draft. Comes with blindfold, pin and real-life donkey.

Pass the Parcel
See who can come up with the most creative ways to deflect criticism of another insipid performance.

Monopoly – Miller Edition
Wheel and deal your way into positions of influence. Become a member of the Board, Chief of Football Operations and Head of Recruiting. Keep shares in another club. Buy juice bars with the players. Get your apparel company’s caps into the membership pack.

10,000 Piece Jigsaw
Can you be the first to piece together Richmond’s game plan?

Snake and Ladder
Can you climb the ladder and groom a viable back-up ruckman before Simmo sheds his Tiger skin and you slide back to the start?

Danny Frawley Piñata
No matter how much this spud is beaten it will never run out of Cherry Ripe.

Hungry Hungry Richo
Bring the ball inside 50 but don’t be predictable and let Hungry Hungry Richo gobble up all the scoring opportunities.

PacMahon
Run around in circles gathering loose balls, and four times every game swallow a big “courage” pill and actually chase an opponent.

http://www.puntroadend.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=32561.0

It doesn't get any better than that Tony. :rotfl

Pure gold. :clapping

 

[Leysy Days]

Clear post of the year for leysy.

Collins sensational,needs to get the call up to Richmond.ASAP

Connors very good.

Danny Meyer played in the centre a bit today--pretty good.Better for the run

Graham,tried hard but is a lemon.

Cartledge--good should be promoted immediately.

Sylvester,top game.

Rance--battled hard but stiull a bit rough around the edges.Not ready for AFL


JON--absolute dud.

Schulz excellent--probably should get the call up in that showing.

Polo and Edwards--meh

Leysy--gun.

 

[Phar Ace]

Think you left a word out there Leysy?

Shouldn;t the word "please" appear immediately after the word "gun"? ;D

 

[Tigers of Old]

Sam Lane?!?!? I would rather have a brazilian wax with superglue than listen to most of what she has to say

Nice work 74. ;D

 

[evo]

Just wanted to save this before passing out in a angered beer fueled blaze of glory.

Whats matt "The fast DUD" done today?

 

[Tigers of Old]

This really has to go in here.

Richmond Football club; Never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.

 

[Dyer'ere]

This really has to go in here.

LOL

 

[craig]

This really has to go in here.

;D ;D

 

[The_General]

Which brings me to Cartledge. He may have neat skills. He may be able to bowl unplayable googlies, zooters whatever. Maybe he is banned from seventeen international casinos for card counting. But unless you have the will and mass to smash your opponent you might as well be a Pakistani chucker or even worse - Cameron Wood.

That's a fair sledge right there. Made me chuckle.

Then i pissed myself when I remembered what Collingwood gave up to get him.

 

[WesternTiger]

That's a fair sledge right there. Made me chuckle.

Then i p!ssed myself when I remembered what Collingwood gave up to get him.

Yeah pick 14. And to think many on here would have done the same.

 

[Dyer'ere]

:hihi

Ta, General.

Cartledge wan't too bad today. Bettern than Wood. ;D

 

[ZeroGame]

I still wanted Moran, I don't know why we didn't go after him
Would have been the perfect type of player for what we need

 

[davidrodan]

page 17 of the Shane Tuck thread

funny because it's true ;D

 

[Dyer'ere]

page 17 of the Shane Tuck thread

funny because it's true ;D

Gawd I ad a larf.

This is genius IMO -

Shane Tuck isn't required to sign contracts anymore, as the last and only time he was required to sign, he requested his contract in stone tablet form, upon the presentation of which he immediately peed his name into the granite. The resulting stone that ricocheted and deflected off the tablet reformed in mid-air to create a mini-stone version of Shane Tuck, which proceeded to fly around the room and fatally roundhouse kick every official in the room for having the audacity to think that Tuck's decision to play at a club was bound by contracts.

 

[Panthera tigris FC]

Shane Tuck isn't required to sign contracts anymore, as the last and only time he was required to sign, he requested his contract in stone tablet form, upon the presentation of which he immediately peed his name into the granite. The resulting stone that ricocheted and deflected off the tablet reformed in mid-air to create a mini-stone version of Shane Tuck, which proceeded to fly around the room and fatally roundhouse kick every official in the room for having the audacity to think that Tuck's decision to play at a club was bound by contracts.

Gold!

 

[Tigers of Old]

Very good Gyps. ;D

 

[Tigers of Old]

Tuck Norris

Classic. :hihi