Luke Hodge. Besides all his runnin' and playin' and kickin' and blokes doin' this and blokes doin' that, he also has no actual idea how the game is being played.
15 minutes into the game on Saturday and he was calling out a red alert on Brisbane because in his mind, the Swans were well on top. (I think the Swans were a few points up. Maybe 5 points ?). Anyway, this was despite the fact that the Lions had a truck load of easy possession with little or no pressure, and had missed a few shots. The Lions then kicked another 3 goals for the quarter and he barely said a word for the rest of that quarter - thankfully because the guy doesn't shut up.
He's an absolute dud as well Hodge. Can't have him. Thick as a brick.