A chimp on steriods perhaps?jackfrost said:Classic Evo !!! ....... but where's CHIMP ?....thats a monkey, not a Chimp !
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Captain Cotchin
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CptJonno2Madcow2005 said:
That would be scary strong Captain..........bet he would give Jakey the pushup King a run for his money.
Probs his worst game for the year.
What makes it worse was that at times Scott Selwood was doing the job on him. The same player we could have had with the pick 19 that was used on a dirty Mexican back flanker.
And even seeing Shannon Hurn just floating around, geez, we have blown some picks.
What makes it worse was that at times Scott Selwood was doing the job on him. The same player we could have had with the pick 19 that was used on a dirty Mexican back flanker.
And even seeing Shannon Hurn just floating around, geez, we have blown some picks.
SCOOP said:
I was disappointed with Woosha's lack of respect for history that he didn't put Paddy McGinnity on Chimp for a rematch of the 2007 Champs
I don't think I've had the chance to do this yet. Cotchin just wouldn't lay down and play dead. Until now.
If Deledio had ever played a game like Cotchin did on the weekend Punt Road would now be burnt to the ground, its smouldering ruins adorned with the bodies of the current recruiting staff (disembowelled in honour of those that made the error of recruiting him). But the protected species Chimpin Cotchin can ponce about a park pretending to captain a football team with nerry a word said.
If Cotchin made three efforts during the entire game they were only to pass wind. Let's hope he had a bit more luck with that than passing an opponent or a football.
Sure, you or I would be pretty insulted if we were matched up on Scott Selwood but at least we'd make the effort to break even with him; we may be humble but nobody wants a rubber chicken shoved up their arse - first prize in the "Can't get a kick on Scott Selwood" raffle. There was a bit of the delicate ego of Tivendale about Chimpa on Sunday, even if he's not as good a kick. And plenty of Nick Daffy in the honesty department - Selwood may have misplaced his wallet.
Trent has everything needed to captain the club for many years to come. Except he's a bit too important.
BTW I hope Chimpa didn't show any vim today - you know, stickin his hand out for his weekly pay. Coz he didn't show any on Sunday when it was time to earn it.
We've had plenty of bludgers down at Richmond. We've had plenty of lairs. We're lookin for a leader.
If Deledio had ever played a game like Cotchin did on the weekend Punt Road would now be burnt to the ground, its smouldering ruins adorned with the bodies of the current recruiting staff (disembowelled in honour of those that made the error of recruiting him). But the protected species Chimpin Cotchin can ponce about a park pretending to captain a football team with nerry a word said.
If Cotchin made three efforts during the entire game they were only to pass wind. Let's hope he had a bit more luck with that than passing an opponent or a football.
Sure, you or I would be pretty insulted if we were matched up on Scott Selwood but at least we'd make the effort to break even with him; we may be humble but nobody wants a rubber chicken shoved up their arse - first prize in the "Can't get a kick on Scott Selwood" raffle. There was a bit of the delicate ego of Tivendale about Chimpa on Sunday, even if he's not as good a kick. And plenty of Nick Daffy in the honesty department - Selwood may have misplaced his wallet.
Trent has everything needed to captain the club for many years to come. Except he's a bit too important.
BTW I hope Chimpa didn't show any vim today - you know, stickin his hand out for his weekly pay. Coz he didn't show any on Sunday when it was time to earn it.
We've had plenty of bludgers down at Richmond. We've had plenty of lairs. We're lookin for a leader.
Fair call on Cotchin's effort on Sunday, but it's only one game. If he becomes a repeat offender at going missing when things get tough (like Lids) then I think your comments are justified. I'm prepared to cut him some slack at this stage, and just hope that he learns from his disappointing games and set s the bar higher. As for Lids I've now lowered my expectations of him and just acknowledge that he is a good player but he won't be a champion - it's sad because he has all the makings of a champion except for the ticker (wouldn't you love to inject some of Cousin's gut-running into Lids..)
My point was not comparing Lids to Cousins - my point was comparing their capacity to run hard. Don't get me wrong I think Lids is a very good player but IMO he lacks the capacity (for whatever reason I don't know) to take the game on, particularly at times when we are needing leadership and inspiration.
rosy23 said:
Honestly, even if you disagreed with it how can you argue with a post as well written as that? I know not to trifle with a man who uses 'having a rubber chicken shoved up your arse' as a metaphor for not breaking a tag
