Adem Yze

[Don’t Argue]

I stood next to Ray Hall at the urinal one night in a restaurant on Lygon St.

I said congrats on your 99 games Ray, poor bloke was that shocked im sure he pissed on 4 of his fingers

He was never the same player again once he looked sideways.

 

[tigertim]

I stood next to Ray Hall at the urinal one night in a restaurant on Lygon St.

I said congrats on your 99 games Ray, poor bloke was that shocked im sure he pissed on 4 of his fingers

I stood next to Johhny Longmire once at a urinal, he just looked down at me and said "bloody hell! And they call ME Horse!"

 

[JimJessTorp]

I stood next to Johhny Longmire once at a urinal, he just looked down at me and said "bloody hell! And they call ME Horse!"

I was pissing off a bridge into the Yarra one night and right next to me was Nic Nat. I said to him, "Geez the water's cold." He said, "And very deep."

 

[Sintiger]

I was pissing off a bridge into the Yarra one night and right next to me was Nic Nat. I said to him, "Geez the water's cold." He said, "And very deep."

It was Joel Garner last time I heard that joke

 

[JimJessTorp]

It was Joel Garner last time I heard that joke

Michael Holding for me.

 

[Don’t Argue]

It was Joel Garner last time I heard that joke

He was actually standing in Collins St at the time

 

[Tigaman]

Those saying Dimma was a great public speaker are kidding themselves. Yze is no better or worse than him in my opinion. The more experience he gets the better he’ll be. FFS give the bloke a chance to develop and grow into the role

Maybe Ooze was gagged from saying what he wanted to say .Maybe it would go like this especially at he end ' To our retiring players you go with our blessing , good fortune & health in your future lives. To our players who leave you go without our blessing & it would be a good idea if you take a sickie when you are due to meet the Tiger Army in the future ' .

 

[taztiger4]

I stood next to Johhny Longmire once at a urinal, he just looked down at me and said "bloody hell! And they call ME Horse!"

he looked down at you & as he is about 3ft taller , he saw your Tori Spelling mask, said *smile* me horse, why the long face


Neeeiiiiggggghhhhhhhhh

 

[Aegean Tiger]

That comes with a bit of time.

I really hope so ndts.

 

[23.21.159]

I was pissing off a bridge into the Yarra one night and right next to me was Nic Nat. I said to him, "Geez the water's cold." He said, "And very deep."

Funny joke, but I've always thought the last word should be "shallow".

 

[TigerMasochist]

Funny joke, but I've always thought the last word should be "shallow".

Nah. If the waters shallow, anyone can reach the bottom. But ya need a seriously long stick to touch bottom if the water's very deep.