As I neither saw nor heard last night's debacle - thus retaining what little sanity RFC has left me with - I have to award the following votes on hearsay alone:
3 - the jam donut vendor continues to surpass all opponents. I understand his full-size sculpture of Richo - executed in iced donuts - was, indeed, so life-like that quite a few Tiger supporters requested autographs from said F-SSoR. The give-away that this was not Richo was the alleged verdict that sculpture exhibited a higher IQ.
2 - the bootstudder, only blemish is some players still a-slipping and a-sliding. It is rumoured that DF (no, not our poster but Mrs Frawley's little boy, Daniel) is considering the inclusion of this a-slipping, etc, into next week's gameplan (to be known as "Yeah, Nah, Game Plan C, (a), iii, sub-section 2b, para 6")
1 - to the kid selling Footy Records on the pedestrian bridge leading from the bus parking area of Swan Steet to the MCG. No, I know the game was played elsewhere last night, but the kid earns one vote for having the good sense to stay away - also it gets pretty lonely selling Records on said bridge when everyone else is watching the game at Tear-it Down.