do they have a weekly review the umpires? if so, how do they decide what they look at?
Meanwhile at AFL HQ the weekly umpire review is in progress.
Present: Head of Umpiring - Dan Richardson (DR); Match review Officer - Michael Christian (MC); Senior Umpire - Ray Chamberlain (RC); President of AFL Player's Association - Patrick Dangerfield (PD)
DR: OK let's get this out of the way I've got things to do.
RC: Me too, got night-fill at Coles starting in 45 minutes.
MC: Night-fill?
RC: Yep. Gotta make ends meet.
DR: OK, Ok, that's enough. First item on the agenda. Umpiring Geelong - I have to send Mr Hocking a note this evening with any Geelong related feedback.
RC: Yes, Geelong played Brisbane in a Brisbane home game and Geelong lost by 44 points despite the attempts by our umpires on the day to keep the game tight.
PD: Tight? I must have had 25 tackles that were not rewarded and poor Joel had his head taken off 15 times in the first quarter and he got no free kicks at all.
RC: Yes, we have to do better in that department.
DR: Who was the junior umpire?
RC: That would be John Howorth. Had a great game. 98% call accuracy.
DR: Demote him to state league for a few weeks. Then I can tell Mr Hocking that we've done something about it. Paddy - Any further thoughts?
PD: Why, yes, Dan, in fact I have. As President and self-appointed life member of the AFL Player's Association, if I could just present this 200 page PowerPoint I'm sure you'll get my point.
DR: It's Mr Richardson Paddy. Now just send it along to my secretary and Beryl will pass it on to me.
PD: OK Dan.
DR: Eventually. And it's Mr Richardson to you Paddy. I won't tell you again!
PD: Sorry Mr Richardson.
DR: Now, Michael. Anything we have to review from the games from your department?
MC: Yes, *pulls out a video cassette from his man bag* This video is full of highlights from the games. Particularly the boundary throw-ins, the backwards running and the conflicting arms from different umpires signaling different ways when free kicks are blown. Those in particular are work of art. Ray, your team should be proud.
RC: Thanks Michael.
DR: Oh, ahhhhh. *Feigned look of disappointment* I don't think the VCR is working.
MC: Pity.
DR: Yes, With the budget squeeze after my bonus last year we haven't got the cash for a new VCR.
PD: Ouch! Or a new packing case for me to sit on in these meetings. I just got a splinter in my bum from this one. Free kick Dangerfield!
DR: Shut up Patrick.
MC: Yeah, shut up Patrick.
RC: Shut up Patrick. Anyway, gotta go, shift starting soon. See you next week!
DR: Meeting adjourned.