The I ❤️ Collingwood thread.

[artball]

what a weird story.

wonder what was he on ?

 

[eZyT]

wonder what was he on ?

foot it sounds like

Sidebottom only got 12 possessions Friday night against GWS, Matty de Boer broke him.

losing yourself in Williamstown is a strange coping mechanism?

 

[tigerman]

Breaking news.

When the cops found Sidebottom, Mat de Boer was by his side with his arm across his chest.

 

[Tigers of Old]

'AFL.com.au became aware on Monday of the Magpies vice-captain's transgressions and it's believed rigorous negotiations continue between the AFL and Collingwood.'

reads: McGuire pulling ropes, rather than strings too me.

what's to negotiate?

*smile*

 

[zippadeee]

Breaking news.

When the cops found Sidebottom, Mat de Boer was by his side with his arm across his chest.

I didn't hear that, i thought he was shitting himself that bucks would send him to half back and Essendon were going to send Towner to him.
Similiar stories......

 

[IanG]

At this point Sidebottom has to get multiple weeks suspension, not just 1 week.

 

[TrialByVideo]

Fortunately Eddie's hosting Footy Classified tonight and as was the case with Jack Stevens.....
he'll be asking demanding the Collingwood president to come out and give us full transparency on the matter!

 

[tigerman]

One of the protocols that Sidebottom broke was that he spent more than 2 hours at injured teammate Howe's place.
I wonder whether Howe was drinking, clubs impose drinking bans injured players, I bet they say Howe wasn't drinking.

 

[eZyT]

One of the protocols that Sidebottom broke was that he spent more than 2 hours at injured teammate Howe's place.
I wonder whether Howe was drinking, clubs impose drinking bans injured players, I bet they say Howe wasn't drinking.

he also got lost in Williamstown,

which is pretty unacceptable.

 

[larabee]

Lost in Williamstown

you'd be able to come up with a gritty melbourne crime novel on the title alone

 

[Jason King]

Breaking news.

When the cops found Sidebottom, Mat de Boer was by his side with his arm across his chest.

I love Matt De Boer, except when he plays against us.

 

[Tenacious]

I love Matt De Boer, except when he plays against us.

I probably felt like that leading into the GF but he ended up doing stuff all in that game

 

[Quickdraw]

I probably felt like that leading into the GF but he ended up doing stuff all in that game

He had a lot of mates too.

 

[eZyT]

Lost in Williamstown

you'd be able to come up with a gritty melbourne crime novel on the title alone

and there wouldn't be too many authors could think up the name Steele Sidebottom for the protagonist.

Elmore Leonard if he'd had a big night, maybe?

Kurt Vonnegut could probably do it too. that'd be about it.

to be fair to Steele though,

'Sidebottom slept at Wells' house on Saturday night and he was trying to find a way home at the time he spoke with police.'

who amongst us hasn't been trying to find a way home on Sunday morning and needed a little orientating from the police?

 

[Fighting Fury]

Did he delete his uber app?

 

[AngryAnt]

Kurt Vonnegut could probably do it too. that'd be about it.

So it goes...

 

[larabee]

and there wouldn't be too many authors could think up the name Steele Sidebottom for the protagonist.

Mel Brooks?

 

[22nd Man]

A bit more info, the cops drove Sidebottom home after police "found" Sidebottom in a Williamstown street at 0730 in the morning.

Explain that Eddie.

Surprise twist as police involved in Steele Sidebottom's alleged AFL COVID breach

7NEWS.com.au can reveal shock new details in the Collingwood midfielder's alleged late-night AFL protocols breach.

7news.com.au

Has someone lied to Eddie again?

 

[eZyT]

Now that I have all the facts,

I think Steele should be exonerated, if not given an award for clichè-free honesty.

he pretty much went

'I got shitfaced and woke up in a strange place and didnt know who I was or where I was and couldn't even remember where I lived'

 

[Baloo]

4 Weeks for Frontbum