This debate has got me thinking about things that used to happen in the old days. I reckon many of us went to the footy to see some of these things.
Remember how the Wingmen would have these great tussles on their side of the ground? Someone would kick it out of the backline and there would be Robbie Flower and Dougie Hawkins. They would stand shoulder-to-shoulder, nudge each other around, one would win the advantage in the air, the other would push back and bring it to ground and they would battle on the ground for it. This was worth the price of admission on its own. Gone.
Remember how players who were about to collect a loose ball but knew they were about to be tackled would paddle the ball along in front of them and chase it? They would try to get clear with pace and grab it when they could. Gone.
Remember how players who knew that they would be tackled would punch the ball forward into space rather than grab it and be tackled to the ground? David Cloke in his early days would do this all day and KB would breeze past and run onto it. Gone.
Remember how there would be 18 one on one battles all over the ground? This bloke would tag that bloke all day, the wingmen would stay on their side of the ground, the rovers would rest up forward and try to snag a couple of goals, the full-back and the Full-forward would go at each other all day. Hudson-Barry Richardson, David Dench would run off his dangerous opponent, Jezza was always too fast for the slow Full-backs but would jump all over the smaller ones. Gone.
Remember how late in games the ruckman would drift a kick behind the play? Gary Dempsey would take two or three match-winning marks in defence almost every game. His ruck opponent was trying to do the same at the other end of the ground. Gone.
Remember the shoot-outs? Best game I ever went to, despite the result, was the 1972 Grand Final. 28 goals 9 vs 22 goals 18. Richmond trailed by 54 points at three-quarter time and lost by 27. All these years later, I can still remember the score without looking it up. Is there anyone who can remember the score from the 2005 Grand Final? I can’t even remember if that was the Grand Final that Sydney won after 72 years or if that happened the next year.
These things were exhilarating. Fit young men battling each other in head-to-head contests all game long. What do we have now?
Run to increase the numbers on the ball. Drop an extra number back. Kick to a lead, not a contest. Drop to the ground when tackled, look for a high tackle or a push in the back but don’t let the ball trickle loose. Fill the space, even with your runner or a couple of trainers if you have to. Rest on the bench, not up forward. Spoil to the boundary line. Handball in a chain. Never paddle the ball into space. Duck your head. Drag the tackler forward. Block for forwards so they can lead to the ball by themselves. Kick backwards, across goal, sideways, hold possession. Force stoppages so you can set up in the right places again. Kick a goal and run 80 metres to the interchange area. Recruit runners, not footballers. Kick to the boundary line instead of at goal. And so it goes…………………………..
The game has become about minimising risk and holding possession. Preventing scores is more important than creating them. Dragging your opponent down to your level is more successful than trying to soar above him. That is how coaches win games. By making games as boring as all batsh!t.
Just once, how good would it be to see Dustin Martin v Pendlebury battle it out all day one-on-one along the Members' wing of the MCG?