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Nankervis !!
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Nah Dimma can’t lie. He is no BalmeyFrom Dimma? He lies as much as Balmey does re injuries.
I'm telling ya guys, Dimma makes it all up as he goes at those pressers
And good on him for doing so
I'm glad they are not going to try and push Nank back in early, give him a break and keep his knee off the shifting sands at Perth Stadium.
DS
Same ground where he tore his groin / off the bone injury ! Bloody Optus Stadium !
Nank always wants to play. Dimma probably asked him how he was going and Nank said great, I'll be right to play next week.
Meanwhile at Coogee beach Damien Hardwick (Dimma) is surveying the ruck stocks in preparation for the second game in as many weeks at Optarse Sands Stadium.
Dimma: Nank? Nank!!! NANK!!!
Toby Nankervis (Nank): Yes coach?
Dimma: How's the knee? You ready to play?
Nank: Yep. The clean out and stapling and the insertion of a new titanium steel rod through the knee and up into the groin went as well as can be expected. I just beep going into and out of clothes shops now. Very annoying. Should be good for West Coast!
Dimma: You sure?
Nank: Yep - Right as rain!
Dimma: Let's see. Ivan? Ivan!! IVAN!!!
Ivan Soldo (IS): Hey Dimma, what do you want?
Ivan Maric (IM): (Simultaneously) Yes Damien?
Dimma: Thanks guys. I mean Big Ivvy.
IS and IM: (Simulataneoulsy) Yep?
Dimma: No! *Points at Ivan Maric* YOU are Big Ivvy, *points at Ivan Soldo* You are little Ivvy.
IS: But I'm bigger than you cuz!
IM: Yeah but I'm older.
IS: So? Bigger is bigger. I am Big Ivvy.
IM: I'm your older cuz, and your coach, so I say you are Little Ivvy which makes me Big Ivvy!
IS: Rock, paper, scissors for it?
Dimma: No. Shut up you too. Bloody idiots! Ivan Soldo - Go run some sand dunes will ya.
IS: Yes coach. *as he runs away he directs a glare at Ivan Maric* Best of three. Rock, paper scissors at the Coogee hotel after dinner!
Dimma: Big Ivvy, please take Nank here and test his knee.
IM: Yes Damien. Come on Nank!
*Ivan Maric grabs a cricket bat out of the equipment bag and proceeds to beat Nank's knee with it furiously for 5 minutes*
IM: How does that feel Nank?
Nank: *lying on the sand with bits of broken cricket bat scattered around him* All good. No pain. Waste of a good cricket bat though!
IM: Great - I'll tell Damien you are right to go!
Dimma: Nank? Nank!!! NANK!!!
Toby Nankervis (Nank): Yes coach?
Dimma: How's the knee? You ready to play?
Nank: Yep. The clean out and stapling and the insertion of a new titanium steel rod through the knee and up into the groin went as well as can be expected. I just beep going into and out of clothes shops now. Very annoying. Should be good for West Coast!
Dimma: You sure?
Nank: Yep - Right as rain!
Dimma: Let's see. Ivan? Ivan!! IVAN!!!
Ivan Soldo (IS): Hey Dimma, what do you want?
Ivan Maric (IM): (Simultaneously) Yes Damien?
Dimma: Thanks guys. I mean Big Ivvy.
IS and IM: (Simulataneoulsy) Yep?
Dimma: No! *Points at Ivan Maric* YOU are Big Ivvy, *points at Ivan Soldo* You are little Ivvy.
IS: But I'm bigger than you cuz!
IM: Yeah but I'm older.
IS: So? Bigger is bigger. I am Big Ivvy.
IM: I'm your older cuz, and your coach, so I say you are Little Ivvy which makes me Big Ivvy!
IS: Rock, paper, scissors for it?
Dimma: No. Shut up you too. Bloody idiots! Ivan Soldo - Go run some sand dunes will ya.
IS: Yes coach. *as he runs away he directs a glare at Ivan Maric* Best of three. Rock, paper scissors at the Coogee hotel after dinner!
Dimma: Big Ivvy, please take Nank here and test his knee.
IM: Yes Damien. Come on Nank!
*Ivan Maric grabs a cricket bat out of the equipment bag and proceeds to beat Nank's knee with it furiously for 5 minutes*
IM: How does that feel Nank?
Nank: *lying on the sand with bits of broken cricket bat scattered around him* All good. No pain. Waste of a good cricket bat though!
IM: Great - I'll tell Damien you are right to go!
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Pretty sure it was against the Dockers at Optus Stadium. We went in undermanned & lost him early, he then came back on for a while before ending the game & then missing a lot of weeks afterwards. we had a good win that day & Lynch played well.
Correct - vs Freo at OS. Same game the "clumsy" sniper Fyfe ended Ross's career.
Most important imho, at this stage it appears only Soldo is our only other genuine ruck
