Seriously I reckon I would. You can only go one way, and unlike the other club you mention, you'd have considerable resources at your disposal.
If I got the job, the first thing I'd do is pack that spud Moore off to Richmond to free up some space to keep Grundy. Chol would be a nice low cost replacement, and he would fit in with our new "Do Better" ethos as well.
I just can't see GWSs immature culture doing much for Jesse Hogan. He needs to get back to basics out of the spotlight. So what better place to be than at full forward for Collingwood? He won't see the ball for 6 weeks at a time, especially with Treloar gone.
Speaking of Treloar, that awkward departure is likely to affect our ability to recruit players. Despite what everyone else here at Collingwood says, that was just not a good look. We need to patch things up, and generously paying a chunk of his salary for the next 5 years doesn't go far enough. Kim Ravaillion is a switched on, tough little cookie who knows what success looks like. I hear she is chasing a gig with family friendly hours, so I'd lobby for her to become our mindfulness coach.
And finally, I'd get Joffa Corfe in as my Cat B rookie scout and have him scour the lads from ethnic backgrounds for the next Houli. He clearly has an empathy with these guys. Of course, Joffa can be a bit erratic, so I'd ask Eddie McGuire to provide some mentoring here.