Kangaroo Karaoke

[tigericho]

I read Wuthering Heights 5 times in my HSC Year, ( thats old fashioned VCE kids )

I was so over W H that I could not even watch Kate Bush on Countdown.

 

[Jools]

Your post was the 1000th on this thread TR. That's an awful lot of singing from everyone.

 

[tigericho]

Jools, I even did my own personal 1000th post on this Thread, way back at Post 965

 

[Curtiger]

"there comes a time in every girl's life when she's really got to ask herself: "Is she ready to be going steady?"
there comes a time where she's got to ask herself:
"steady or not? Do u really want to be johnnny's steady?"
Well, first of all,lets see if dating this one boy Johnny......"


Three important rules for breaking up
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big production
Don't make up an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
If you wanna date other people say so
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short time,
And haven't been too serious,
There's still a feeling of rejection
When someone says she prefers the company of others
To your exclusive company,
But if you're honest, and direct,
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you break the news,
The boy will respect you for your frankness,
And honestly he'll apeciate the kind of straight foward manner
In which you told him your decision
Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends

I'm head of the class
I'm popular
I'm a quarter back
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick

Being attractive is the most important thing there is
If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
And if you see Johnny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper

I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I make football bets
I'm a teachers pet.

I propose we support a one month limit on going steady
I think It will keep you both more able to deal with weird situations
And get to know more people
I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny
Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
He wont mind he'll apreciate your fresh look on dating
And once you've dated someone else you can date him again
I'm sure he'll like it
Everyone will appreciate it
You're so novel, what a good idea
You can keep your time to your self
You don't need date insurance
You can go out with whoever you want to
Every boy, every boy in the whole world could be yours
If you'll just listen to my plan
THE TEENAGE GUIDE TO POPULARITY

I'm head of the class
I'm popular
I'm a quarter back
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick
I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I'm the teacher's pet
I make football bets

 

[tigericho]

Thats touching Curtis, But is this Kangaroo Karaoke, or 10 Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter.

 

[Curtiger]

That was advice for your teenage daughter to break free from the shackles that are your rules on dating. She'll start washing her hair now. She'll probably tell me I played a great game, too.

If half of what I'm saying, of what I'm saying is true
Will you rub my head, make it all shiny and new?
And you drag my coat tails, drag my coat tails down
and I'll be the only cold assed king around.
If you wait I'll give all my aches to you.
Take the chance, to ignore what you're going through?
My cold hand is there for you to take
(If you leave, can I fall down)
I'm your Berlin Chair, won't you lean on me 'til I break.

I'll ignore each golden, dragging kiss you can give.
On the blankest face that you ever had to forgive.
If you see my fallings, see my failings through.
I'm the re-run that you'll always force yourself to sit through.

If you wait I'll give all my aches to you.
Take the chance, to ignore what you're going through?
My cold hand is there for you to take
(If you leave, can I fall down)
I'm your Berlin Chair, won't you lean on me 'til I break.

Well you're too late. You're too late.
You're too late.

 

[Otis]

Berlin Chair, great song by a great band Curt 8)

also 'popular', lol weren't they one hit wonders called nada surf or something? that was a top song, shame they never released anything else (at least i don't think they did).

 

[Michael]

Berlin Chair, great song by a great band Curt 8)

also 'popular', lol weren't they one hit wonders called nada surf or something? that was a top song, shame they never released anything else (at least i don't think they did).

Very Clever Avitar there Otis
:clap

 

[Otis]

Berlin Chair, great song by a great band Curt  8)

also 'popular', lol weren't they one hit wonders called nada surf or something? that was a top song, shame they never released anything else (at least i don't think they did).

Very Clever Avitar there Otis
:clap

thank u my friend.... i wonder how long it will last though :-\

 

[Michael]

Berlin Chair, great song by a great band Curt 8)

also 'popular', lol weren't they one hit wonders called nada surf or something? that was a top song, shame they never released anything else (at least i don't think they did).

Very Clever Avitar there Otis
:clap

thank u my friend.... i wonder how long it will last though :-\

Perhaps you could have a bit of balance
Get the Ayotollah to take the shot as the striker.
Buddha on the left wing
The Lizard God as one of the full backs
George Double Ya as the ref.

 

[Otis]

George Double Ya as the ref.

:rofl

 

[Dyer'ere]

Berlin Chair, great song by a great band Curt  8)

also 'popular', lol weren't they one hit wonders called nada surf or something? that was a top song, shame they never released anything else (at least i don't think they did).

What a great name- "NADA SURF". I say it when I'm on hols and the waves are sheisen. That song was mainly quoted from a dating guide IIRC.

Berlin Chair, great song by a great band Curt 8)

also 'popular', lol weren't they one hit wonders called nada surf or something? that was a top song, shame they never released anything else (at least i don't think they did).

Very Clever Avitar there Otis
:clap

thank u my friend.... i wonder how long it will last though :-\

Perhaps you could have a bit of balance
Get the Ayotollah to take the shot as the striker.
Buddha on the left wing
The Lizard God as one of the full backs
George Double Ya as the ref.

I was trying to remember the tune for this song. :hihi And the original artist. Oooh, looky here. It says original music and lyrics by Michael. ;D

 

[Otis]

Raven hair and ruby lips
Sparks fly from her finger tips
Echoed voices in the night
She’s a restless spirit on an endless flight
Wooo hooo witchy woman, see how
High she flies
Woo hoo witchy woman she got
The moon in her eye
She held me spellbound in the night
Dancing shadows and firelight
Crazy laughter in another
Room and she drove herself to madness
With a silver spoon
Woo hoo witchy woman see how high she flies
Woo hoo witchy woman she got the moon in her eye
Well I know you want a lover,
Let me tell your brother, she’s been sleeping
In the devil’s bed.
And there’s some rumors going round
Someone’s underground
She can rock you in the nighttime
’til your skin turns red
Woo hoo witchy woman
See how high she flies
Woo hoo witchy woman
She got the moon in her eye

 

[tigericho]

http://www.puntroadend.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=19668.new#new

This one will appeal to all the Air Guitarists.

 

[Crystal]

:clap :clap Love Witchy Woman. ;D

Sonnet - The Verve

My friend and me
My friend and me
Looking through her red box of memories
Looking through her red box of memories
Faded I’m sure
Faded I’m sure
But love seems to stick in her veins you know
But love seems to stick in her veins you know

Yes, there’s love if you want it

Don’t sound like no sonnet, my lord
Yes, there’s love if you want it
Yes, there’s love if you want it
Don’t sound like no sonnet, my lord
Don’t sound like no sonnet, my lord
Yes, there’s love if you want it
My lord
Don’t sound like no sonnet, my lord

My lord
Why can’t you see

That nature has it’s way of warning me

Eyes open wide
Why can’t you see
Looking at the heavens with a tear in my eye
That nature has it’s way of warning me

Eyes open wide
Yes, there’s love if you want it
Looking at the heavens with a tear in my eye
Don’t sound like no sonnet, my lord

Yes, there’s love if you want it

Don’t sound like no sonnet, my lord
Yes, there’s love if you want it
My lord
Don’t sound like no sonnet, my lord

Yes, there’s love if you want it
Sinking faster than a boat without a hull
Don’t sound like no sonnet, my lord
My lord
My lord
Dreaming about the day when I can see you there

My side

By my side
Sinking faster than a boat without a hull

My lord
Here we go again and my head is gone, my lord
Dreaming about the day when I can see you there
I stop to say hello
My side
’cause I think you should know, by now
By my side
By now

By now

By now
Here we go again and my head is gone, my lord
By now
I stop to say hello
By now
’cause I think you should know, by now
Oh, by now
By now
Oh, by now
By now
Oh, by now
By now
Oh, by now
By now
By now
Oh, by now
Oh, by now
Oh, by now
Oh, by now

 

[Tigers of Old]

Stereo

My life is a stereo, how loud does it go?
What songs do I know? What ever happened to my plans?
Whatever happened to the life I thought I had?

My life is a stereo, kinda cheaply made though
How bad does it show? Whatever did become of all my friends?
Whatever happened to the likes of all of them?

My life is a stereo, turn me on and let's go
Turn me up louder, I'll scream as loud and clear as I can scream
And if you like what you're hearing, please hang on to me

But I like being here
And I'm all hooked up wrong
Hang on to me, I'm one in a million
One in a million, one in a million
Please hang on to me

My life is a stereo, outphased but you know
60 cycles humming, whatever happened to my friends?
Whatever happened to the likes of all of them?

Oh, I like being here
And I'm all hooked up wrong
Hang on to me, I'm one in a million
One in a million, one in a million

And my lights are like candles
I'm so afraid of new technology
I'm in the race and I don't want to be
Yeah I'm so afraid of what's to come for me
I'm in a race and I don't, I don't want to be

Life ends in a stereo, pack me up and let's go
Put me anywhere, please don't think of leaving me behind
Whatever happens to you, I'll get on just fine

I'm one of a million, one of a million
One of a million, one of a million
One of a million, one of a million
One of a million, ooohhh
Ah, ladada

 

[Crystal]

:clap :clap ;D

Ain't no sunshine

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
It's not warm when she's away
ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and she's always gone too long
anytime she goes away

Wonder this time where she's gone
wonder if she's gonna stay
ain't no sunshine when she's gone
and this house just ain't no home
anytime she goes away

And I no I no I no I no........

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
only darkness everyday
ain't no sunshine when she's gone
this house just ain't no home
anytime she goes away

 

[Curtiger]

Yes, yeah we're movin' on
Looking for direction
Mmm mm we've covered much ground
Thinking back to innocence
I can no longer connect
I don' t have a heart left to throw around

Oh, and time moves on like a train
That disappears into the night sky
Yeah, I still get a sad feeling inside to see the red tail lights wave goodbye

We'll grow old together
We'll grow old together
This old love will never
This old love will never die

Well money slips into your hands
And then slips out like it was sand
And those shoes that you could never seem to fill
I've chased so much and lost my way
Maybe a face for every day
That so casually slipped me by

Oh, time moves on like a train
That disappears into the night sky
Yeah, I still get that sad feelin' inside to see the red tail lights wave goodbye

We'll grow old together
We'll grow old together
This old love will never
This old love will never die

Morning comes
Sometimes with a smile
Sometimes with a frown
Yeah so I never have to worry
If your gonna stay around

We'll grow old together
We'll grow old together
This old love will never
This old love will never die

Yes, yeah we're movin' on
Movin' right along

 

[tigericho]

She's your adolescent dream,
Schoolboy stuff, a sticky sweet romance.
And she makes you want to scream,
Wishing you could get inside her pants.
So, you fantasize away.
And while you're squeezing her, you thought you heard her saying...

"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."

So, you call her on the phone
To talk about the teachers that you hate.
And she says she's all alone,
And her parents won't be coming home til late.
There's a ringing in your brain,
Cause you could've sworn you though you heard her saying...

"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."

And it's a teenage sadness
Everyone has got to taste.
An in-between age madness
That you know you can't erase
Til she's sitting on your face.

You're alone with her at last,
And you're waiting til you think the time is right.
Cause you've heard she's pretty fast.
And you're hoping that she'll give you some tonight.
So, you start to make your play,
Cause you could've sworn you thought you heard her saying...


"Good girls don't,
Good girls don't,
Good girls don't, but I do."

 

[Tigers of Old]

History Repeating Propellerheads f/ Miss Shirley Bassey

The word is about, there's something evolving,
whatever may come, the world keeps revolving
They say the next big thing is here,
that the revolution's near,
but to me it seems quite clear
that it's all just a little bit of history repeating

The newspapers shout a new style is growing,
but it don't know if it's coming or going,
there is fashion, there is fad
some is good, some is bad
and the joke is rather sad,
that its all just a little bit of history repeating

.. and I've seen it before
.. and I'll see it again
.. yes I've seen it before
.. just little bits of history repeating

Some people don't dance, if they don't know who's singing,
why ask your head, it's your hips that are swinging
life's for us to enjoy
woman, man, girl and boy,
feel the pain, feel the joy
aside set the little bits of history repeating

.. just little bits of history repeating
.. and I've seen it before
.. and I'll see it again
.. yes I've seen it before
.. just little bits of history repeating

:-\