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Kangaroo Karaoke

Here's a Flo and Eddie Classic, we ran it in the Kar Karaoke tonight with the Kids.
Upsetting the Neighbours. :cutelaugh, certainly shades of Waynes World.


Tigericho Imagine me and you, I do

I think about you day and night, it's only right

To think about the girl you love and hold her tight

So happy together


Ms Tigericho (10) & Ms Tigericho (11) If I should call you up, invest a dime

And you say you belong to me and ease my mind

Imagine how the world could be, so very fine

So happy together


Everybody I can't see me lovin' nobody but you

For all my life

When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue

For all my life


Tigericho Jnr (13) Me and you and you and me

No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be

The only one for me is you, and you for me

So happy together


Big Chord Change Coming up here


Everybody Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba

Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba


So happy together

How is the weather

So happy together

We're happy together

So happy together

Everybody in Loudest Voices Happy together So happy together So happy together (ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba)

Warning. Watch out with the "ba-ba-ba-ba", It seem to invite over enthusiastic Kiwis.
 
.....another one of my all time faves. :hearton

Road Trippin' - Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Road trippin' with my two favorite allies
Fully loaded we got snacks and supplies
It's time to leave this town
It's time to steal away
Let's go get lost
Anywhere in the U.S.A.

Let's go get lost
Let's go get lost

[Chorus:]
Blue you sit so pretty
West of the one
Sparkles light with yellow icing
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun

These Smiling eyes are just a mirror for

So much as come before those battles lost and
won
This life is shining more forever in the sun
Now let us check our heads
And let us check the surf
Staying high and dry's
More trouble than it's worth
In the sun

Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun

These Smiling eyes are just a mirror for

In Big Sur we take some time to linger on
We three hunky dory's got our snakefinger on
Now let us drink the stars
It's time to steal away
Let's go get lost
Right here in the U.S.A

[Chorus]
Blue you sit so pretty
West of the one
Sparkles light with yellow icing
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun
Just a mirror for the sun

These smiling eyes are just a mirror for
These smiling eyes are just a mirror for
Your smiling eyes are just a mirror for
 
Driving Songs for a Summers Night watching the Tennis.. Jim Morrison :hearton :hearton

Yeah Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Yeah, we're goin' to the Roadhouse
We're gonna have a real
Good time

Yeah, back at the Roadhouse they got some bungalows
Yeah, back at the Roadhouse they got some bungalows
And that's for the people
Who like to go down slow

Let it roll, baby, roll
Let it roll, baby, roll
Let it roll, baby, roll
Let it roll, all night long

Do it, honey, do it

You gotta roll, roll, roll
You gotta thrill my soul, all right
Roll, roll, roll, roll
Thrill my soul
You gotta beep a gunk a chucha
Honk konk konk
You gotta each you puna
Each ya bop a luba
Each yall bump a kechonk
Ease sum konk
Ya, ride

Well, I woke up this morning, I got myself a beer
Well, I woke up this morning, and I got myself a beer
The future's uncertain, and the end is always near

Let it roll, baby, roll
Let it roll, baby, roll
Let it roll, baby, roll
Let it roll, all night long
 
My 100th Post Concert, to Benefit the RFC Retired Player Fund.

Clears Flem from the throat as leaving the Green room to stand off stage.

A smoke machine silently fills the darkened stage area and I move to centre stage.

The frantic laser light display lights the Auditorium while the crowd watches enthralled.

Then the lights slow as the Main Spotlight focuses on the figure on stage.

Drum beats * * * 1-2-3-4.

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/the_who/tommy_can_you_hear_me.html

And as the band softly solos, we raise the Full stage lights to reveal a Dance ensemble.

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/kylie-minogue/i-should-b-so-lucky.html

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/robbiewilliams/letmeentertainyou.html

The Dance Crew shimmy and shake, Tigericho and a beautiful dancer pose playfully for the assembled world media and then the Dancers take a bow and exit stage Right.

A Group of Acoustic artists move to centre stage and sit together,

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/nickelback/feelinwaytoodamngood.html

Gentle Banter with the audience. “ Is anyone feeling Cold, well lets meet my Girl, Ethel”
http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/alicecooper/welcometomynightmare.html#7

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/badfinger/day_after_day.html

Then the Acoustic Band slowly walks to stage front with Tigericho, we embrace and the band disappears as another cloud of Dried Ice rises. As it subsides a Fullblown Rock Band has taken position.

http://www.led-zeppelin.com/EMl4.html

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/deep_purple/child_in_time.html

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/elvis_presley/viva_las_vegas.html

And with crescendo, the band finishes, and all move to the front of stage, the dancers return and the acoustic band follows for that final curtain call. Curtains Close.

The Crowd Chants, We want More. Tigericho Rocks, Bring im back.
This goes on unabated for several minutes until a lone figure comes thru the curtain with a twelve string guitar.
“We don’t normally do an encore, we like to keep you hungry for more, but tonight to celebrate Tigerichos 1000th PRE Post, heres an oldie”

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kaseychambers/notprettyenough.html

At the end Tigericho moves to the security guard and quietly points to several girls in the audience, (blondes, brunettes and even a red head). A final toss of the hair to the crowd.

“Good Night Punt Road End”​
 
WhoooHooooooo!!!! :clap :clap :clap Oustanding performance(s) for your 1,000 Richoooo!! Congrats! :partyfest :beer
 
Brilliant work :clap :clap :clap

Here's some Supertramp.....

History recalls how great the fall can be
While everybody’s sleeping, the boats put out to sea
Borne on the wings of time
It seemed the answers were so easy to find
Too late, the prophets cry
The island’s sinking, let’s take to the sky

Called the man a fool, striped him of his pride
Everyone was laughing up until the day he died
And though the wound went deep
Still he’s calling us out of our sleep
My friends, we’re not alone
He waits in silence to lead us all home

So tell me that you find it hard to grow
Well I know, I know, I know
And you tell me that you’ve many seeds to sow
Well I know, I know, I know

Can you hear what I’m saying
Can you see the parts that I’m playing
Holy man, rocker man, come on queenie,
Joker man, spider man, blue eyed meanie
So you found your solution
What will be your last contribution?
Live it up, rip it up, why so lazy?
Give it out, dish it out, let’s go crazy,
Yeah!
 
Since the General section seems to be exploring the realms of religion I thought that I would sing a little song

When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's best
When they lay me down to die
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky (spirit in the sky )
That's where I'm gonna go when I die (when I die )
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Prepare yourself, you know it's a must
Gotta have a friend in Jesus
So you know that when you die
He's gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky (spirit in the sky )
Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
That's where you're gonna go when you die (when you die )
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Never been a sinner, I've never sinned
I've got a friend in Jesus
So you know that when I die
He's gonna set me up with the spirit in the sky
Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
Goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best
Go to the place that's the best
Go to the place that's the best
Go to the place that's the best
 
I grew my hair again and bleached it and put in dreadlocks. ;D

Don't get a million bucks
For getting out of bed
Don't get a million *smile*
When I punch blokes in the head
But even if we never have
A Billboard Top Ten hit
At least we know
That Russell Crowe's band's
A *smile* pile of *smile*

Don't get Olympic athletes
To my barbecue
Don't get extortion threats
From the Coffs Harbour Saloon
And even if our paycheques may
As well be counterfeit
At least we know
That Russell Crowe's band's
A *smile* pile of *smile*
At least we know
That Russell Crowe's band's
A *smile* pile of *smile*.....
 
:hihi :hihi :clap :clap Great stuff guys!!! Ready, how on earth did you get that through the swear filter? :eek:
 
We found the plural glitch?  ???

Meanwhile, time flies... TROGDOR the BURNiNATOR had his third birthday recently.  :bdaygrin

Trogdor!
Trogdor!
Trogdor was a man
I mean, he was a dragon-man
Or, maybe he was... just... a dragon
But he was still

Trogdor!
Trogdor!
Burninating the countryside!
Burninating the peasants!
Burninating all the peoples
In the thatched-roof cottages!
Thatched-roof cottages!!

And then Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTT!  ;D

http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogday.html
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html
 
Ready said:
Trogdor!
Click to expand...

:rotfl

And now, The Cheat is not dead...The EXTENDED VERSION!

(The Cheat, man,
Where did we go wrong?
Seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.)
(STRONG SAD: That WAS yesterday!)
(This one's for you...)

I got mad at The Cheat,
(Uh!)
For screwing up the Jumble Caper
(Uh!)
I hope I don't see his name in the paper,
In the obituaries,
'Cause that would mean he's dead

The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
(STRONG SAD: Dead!)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
(STRONG MAD!: DAAH!)
I'm so glad the Cheat is not--
Just the claps!
Just the claps!

Uh!
Uh!
(Strong Sad, I had no idea you had any rhythm!)
(STRONG SAD: Oh sure, I got TONS of rhythm!)
Uh!
Uh!
(Alright, guys, keep it rolling for me.)
Keep it rolling.)

Come on,
I cracked wise at The Cheat,
But in my defense, he cracked wise at me first
i hope he doesn't end up in a hearse
At the cemetary,
'Cause once again that would mean that he's dead

The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad the cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
(Whoa, where'd this choir come from?)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
(You guys sound great!)
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat is not dead
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead
The Cheat Is not dead...
I'm so glad The Cheat is not...
Dea--------duh!

Cheat is not dead
(Cheat is not dead)
Cheat is not dead
(Cheat is not dead)
No, Cheat's not dead!
(Cheat is not dead!)
Oh yeah, Cheat's not dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
Oh, he's dead...
(Cheat is not dead)
NO, he's NOT dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
I said Cheat's not dead now
(Cheat is not dead!)
No, The Cheat's not dead
(Cheat is not dead)
Had to go to the store!
(Cheat is not dead)
Licorice Sticks
(Cheat is not dead)
They're out of frozen food!
(Cheat is not dead)
At least The Cheat's not dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
Little Cheat's not dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
Cheat is not dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
No, he's never been dead
(Cheat is not dead)
I said Cheat's not dead
(Cheat is not dead)
Oh..dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
No, he's not dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
I know he's not dead!
(Cheat is not dead)
No, he's not dead
(Cheat is not dead)
No, he's not dead
(Cheat is not dead)
No, Cheat's not dead!

CHEAT'S NOT DEAD!
 
For anyone with a touch of the Blues on a Sunday Morning heres .A little Warren Zevon also done by Linda Ronstadt, Counting Crows

BTW, Does any one understand the term "mariachi static on my radio"

I hear mariachi static on my radio
And the tubes they glow in the dark
And I'm there with you in Ensenada
And I'm here in Echo Park

Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think I'm sinking down
And I'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town

Well I pawned my Smith and Wesson
And I went to meet my man
He hangs out down on Alvarado Street
At the Pioneer Chicken stand

Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think I'm sinking down
And I'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town

Well I'm sittin' here playing solitaire
With my pearl handled deck
The county won't give me no more methadone
And they cut off your welfare check

Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think I'm sinking down
And I'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town

Carmelita, hold me tighter
I think I'm sinking down
And I'm all strung out on heroin
On the outskirts of town
 
Two, one two three four
Ev'rybody's talking about
Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism, Ragism, Tagism
This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m, is-m.

All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance

C'mon
Ev'rybody's talking about Ministers,
Sinisters, Banisters and canisters
Bishops and Fishops and Rabbis and Pop eyes,
And bye bye, bye byes.

All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance

Let me tell you now
Ev'rybody's talking about
Revolution, evolution, masturbation,
flagellation, regulation, integrations,
meditations, United Nations,
Congratulations.

All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance

Ev'rybody's talking about
John and Yoko, Timmy Leary, Rosemary,
Tommy Smothers, Bobby Dylan, Tommy Cooper,
Derek Taylor, Norman Mailer,
Alan Ginsberg, Hare Krishna,
Hare, Hare Krishna

All we are saying is give peace a chance
All we are saying is give peace a chance
 
You know Pete, this is gunna sound strange, but I had never ever known what the lyrics really were. I have mumbled along with it for years . Great Choice Pete, how about another.
 
I have invited my friend Santana in to assist with the guitar solos...

Well, all right so I'm being foolish
Well, all right let people know
About the dreams and wishes you wish
In the night when the lights are low

Well, all right, well all right
We'll live and love with all our might
Well, all right, well all right
Our lifetime love will be all right

*Santana's first guitar solo*

Well, all right, so I'm going steady
It's all right when people say
That those foolish kids cant be ready
For the love that comes their way

Well, all right, well all right
We'll live and love with all our might
Well, all right, well all right
Our lifetime love will be all right

*Santana's second guitar solo*

Well, all right, so I'm going steady
It's all right when people say
That those foolish kids cant be ready
For the love that comes their way

Well, all right, well all right
We'll live and love with all our might
Well, all right, well all right
Our lifetime love will be all right

*Santana guitar outro solo*
 
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