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Kangaroo Karaoke

Thanks Otis, heres an Oldie but a Goodie,

( in the words of JB ) I think I can remember the words, well almost.

Six o'clock I'm goin' down
Coffee's hot and the toast is brown
Hey streetsweeper, clear my way
Sweethearts breakfast is the best in town
Oh-oh, Breakfast at Sweethearts . . .

Dim the lights and lets sweep the floor, pack the foldback into the kombi and head for tomorrow.
 
Ohhhh there's been some nice stuff goin' down in here. :clap :clap

I saw a band in Tassie the other day do a great version of this old Doors classic. >:D

Ah 1,2,3,4...

People are strange when you’re a stranger
Faces look ugly when you’re alone
Women seem wicked when you’re unwanted
Streets are uneven when you’re down
When you’re strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you’re strange
No one remembers your name
When you’re strange
When you’re strange
When you’re strange

People are strange when you’re a stranger
Faces look ugly when you’re alone
Women seem wicked when you’re unwanted
Streets are uneven when you’re down

When you’re strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you’re strange
No one remembers your name

When you’re strange
When you’re strange
When you’re strange

When you’re strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you’re strange
No one remembers your name
When you’re strange
When you’re strange
When you’re strange
 
tigericho said:
Thanks Otis, heres an Oldie but a Goodie,

( in the words of JB ) I think I can remember the words, well almost.

Six o'clock I'm goin' down
Coffee's hot and the toast is brown
Hey streetsweeper, clear my way
Sweethearts breakfast is the best in town
Oh-oh, Breakfast at Sweethearts . . .

Dim the lights and lets sweep the floor, pack the foldback into the kombi and head for tomorrow.

my favourite line in this song is "brand of vino" (Italian wine)
 
Transvision Vamp. >:D :hihi

*screaming* 1,2,3,4.....

I don't want your money honey
I want your love
I don't want your car baby
I want your aahhh!
I don't need your friends
They don't need a mention
I just want your love
And all of your attention
I don't want your money, I want your love
I don't want your car, I want your aahhh!
I want your your love

I don't want your books on Marilyn or Bobby D
I don't want your records, your pictures
Or anything, I want your funky love
I don't want your money, I want your love
I don't want your stars, I want your aahhh!

I want your love
I want your love
I want your love
I don't want money honey
I want your love

Well I love,love,love,love the way you move
And I love,love,love,love the way you groove
I love your motivation
And I love your desperation

I want your love
I want your love
I want your love
You know that I don't want your money honey
I want your love
I don't want your money honey
I want your love
I don't want your money honey
I want your love
I don't want your money honey
I want your love
I want your love, I want your love
I want your love, I want your love

I don't want your books on Marilyn or Bobby D
Your pictures, your records, your friends or anything
I want, oh I want, I wah wah wah ooh
I want your love, I want your love
I want your love, I want your love
I want your love, that's what I want
I want your love, that's what I want
I want your love, give it to me
I want your love, love, love, love, love
I want your love...right now!
 
Gone the Cash and not the Art there Crystal,
Hmmmm tempted to hit the Bay City Rollers, Money Honey but we do have some self respect, so heres
Good Charlotte
"for all the kids in the Balcony complaining they can't see, stand up on ya *smile* seats"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them

Well did you know when you were famous you could kill your wife
And there's no such thing as 25 to life
As long as you've got the cash, to pay for Cochran
And did you know if you were caught and you were smokin' crack
McDonalds wouldn't even wanna take you back
You could always just run for mayor of D.C.

I'd like to see them spend a week
Livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two
Walking in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
they would fall

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complainin'
Always complainin'...
If money is such a problem
Well they've got mansions
Think we should rob them.

"Thank you, (Bows) and to the Poor *smile* who fell off the Balcony, send me the bill for the wheelchair"
 
Just warming up Crystal, Bring that SUV out front and lets Crank it up.

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her arse
On the hood of Whitesnake’s car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing, has been...
ALRIGHT, since


Bruce Springsteen,Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that shes uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She’s seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club
, Pretty In Pink
Even St. Elmo's Fire
She rocked out to Whaam!
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt made of snakeskin?
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?
When did reality become T.V.?
What ever happened to sit coms, game shows,
on the radio

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that shes uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

(Watch this, Air Guitar accross the bonnet of the SUV. I Rock)


She hates time, make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop, stop, stop!AND BRING BACK

Bruce Springsteen,Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that shes uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV (Woohoohoo)
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that shes uncool
'Cause she is still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
 
Outstanding Tigerichooooo!! :clap :clap :clap LMAO with that air guitar! I was at a festival in Hobart on the weekend and they had an air guitar competition!! Bl00dy hilarious! Some guy got up, pretended to pick up his air guitar, faced the drum kit with his back to the crowd, then spun around straight into a Metallica number, jumped off stage, walked through the severely intoxicated crowd carving up his air guitar, back up on stage to finish with a great air guitar smashing on the foldback then pretended to throw it stage right!! LOL!! He was awesome!! :rofl
 
ooops sorry Did you say Hobart.

Oh No I was Air Guitaring at the Sydney Opera House.


The funniest thing I have seen is the Air-Guitarist who also had an Air-Roadie, now theres a thought how about an Air-Groupie. Naaaahhhh Too Bizarre
 
Yes the "Air-Roadie" image is very funny Richo :clap :clap

Well cats of the KK-bar, I'm feeling.. well... rather blue tonight. Perhaps its the first day back at work, the fact that I missed my bus this morning, the shock of seeing knickerbockers back in fashion :eek:, the hurtful namecalling and increasing political sabotague of various threads on PRE..... I don't know. Or perhaps I'm over it all???

Well in any event here's a final farewell in case I pull the pin for a while. :-\

For those in the know 8) this is one of my all time fave Steely Dan songs..... for those who don't know it, have a listen sometime - its great. :hearton :-* :wave

Steely Dan - Kid Charlemagne

While the music played you worked by candlelight
Those san francisco nights
You were the best in town
Just by chance you crossed the diamond with the pearl
You turned it on the world
That’s when you turned the world around
Did you feel like jesus
Did you realize
That you were a champion in their eyes
On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene
But yours was kitchen clean
Everyone stopped to stare at your technicolor motor home
Every a-frame had your number on the wall
You must have had it all
You’d go to l.a. on a dare
And you’d go it alone
Could you live forever
Could you see the day
Could you feel your whole world fall apart and fade away

Chorus:
Get along, get along kid charlemagne
Get along kid charlemagne

Now your patrons have all left you in the red
Your low rent friends are dead
This life can be very strange
All those dayglow freaks who used to paint the face
They’ve joined the human race
Some things will never change
Son you were mistaken
You are obsolete
Look at all the white men on the street

Chorus
Get along, get along kid charlemagne
Get along kid charlemagne

Clean this mess up else we’ll all end up in jail
Those test tubes and the scale
Just get them all out of here
Is there gas in the car
Yes, there’s gas in the car
I think the people down the hall
Know who you are

Careful what you carry
’cause the man is wise
You are still an outlaw in their eyes

Chorus
Get along, get along kid charlemagne
Get along kid charlemagne
 
Blue Crystal, sounds fascinating.

If this is indeed your final for a while, Please can I dedicate this to you, the lovely lady in the corner, strangely dressed in nothing but a Tiger Singlet.

Piano Tinkles

Farewell Aunty Jack,
we hope you'll be back.
Though you're ten foot tall,
you don't scare us at all.
You're big bold and Tough, but you're not so Rough.
Theres a Scream as you plummet away.

Though we really really love You
and we think the World about You
Wont you please come back to our house
Please come back Dear Aunty Jack.

(over to the Audience for "I'll rip ya Bloody Arms Off" )

Farewell Crystal but Please Don't Go
 
Not so fast girl. This place wouldn't be the same. :(

Crystal (New Order)

We’re like crystal, we break easy
I’m a poor man, if you leave me
I’m applauded, then forgotten
It was summer, now it’s autumn

I don’t know what to say, you don’t care anyway
I’m a man in a rage (just tell me what I’ve got to do), with a girl I betrayed
Here comes love, it’s like honey
You can’t buy it with money, you’re not alone anymore, (whenever you’re here with me),
You shock me to the core, you shock me to the core

We’re like crystal, it’s not easy
With your love, you could feed me
Every man, and every woman
Needs someone, so keep it coming
Keep it coming, keep it coming, keep it coming
Keep it coming, keep it coming, keep it coming
Keep it coming

I don’t know what to say, you don’t care anyway
I’m a man in a rage (just tell me what I’ve got to do), with a girl I betrayed
Here comes love, it’s like honey
You can’t buy it with money, you’re not alone anymore, (whenever you’re here with me),
You shock me to the core, you shock me to the core

Keep it coming, keep it coming, keep it coming
Keep it coming, keep it coming, keep it coming
Keep it coming, keep it coming, keep it coming

Keep it coming Crystal baby! :)
 
Psssst Tiger of Old, I think we may have actually scared Crystal away with our serenading.
 
If you think that Vincent looks Creepy, look deep into his eyes as we duet on this Golden Oldie.

Tigericho: Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinkin' of me
I can see it, face is glowin'
I can see in your eyes, I'm happy you know it

BOTH: That you're havin' my baby
Tigericho: You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya
BOTH: Havin' my baby
Tigericho: You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya

Tigericho: The need inside you, I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin'?
Are you happy you know it? That you're

BOTH: Havin' my baby

Tigers of Old: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
BOTH: Havin' my baby
Tigers of Old: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me

Tigericho: Didn't have to keep it
Wouldn't put ya through it
You could have swept it from you life
But you wouldn't do it, no, you wouldn't do it

BOTH: And you're havin' my baby
Tigers of Old: I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
BOTH: Havin' my baby
Tigers of Old: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me

Tigericho: Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me

FADE
Tigericho: Havin' my baby (havin' my baby)
Tigers of Old: I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me​

Thank You, you hold a note well and please let go of mine.