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Kangaroo Karaoke

Rockin' the Suburbs

let me tell ya'll what it's like
being male, middle class and white
it's a *smile*, if you don't believe
listen up to my new cd
sham on

i got *smile* running through my brain
so intense that i can't explain
all alone in my white boy pain
shake your booty while the band complains

i'm rocking the suburbs
just like michael jackson did
i'm rocking the suburbs
except that he was talented
i'm rocking the suburbs
i take the checks and face the facts
that some producer with computers
fixes all my shitty tracks

i'm pissed off but i'm too polite
when people break in the mcdonalds line
mom and dad you made me so uptight
i'm gonna cuss on the mic tonight
i don't know how much i can take
girl give me something i can break

i'm rocking the suburbs
just like quiet riot did
i'm rocking the suburbs
except that they were talented
i'm rocking the suburbs
i take the checks and face the facts
that some producer with computers
fixes all my shitty tracks

in a haze these days
i pull up to the stoplight
i can feel that something's not right
i can feel that someone's blasting me
with hate and bass
sending dirty vibes my way
cause my great great great great grandad
made someone's great great great great grandaddy slaves
it wasn't my idea
it wasn't my idea
it never was my idea
i just drove to the store
for some preparation h

ya'll don't know what it's like
being male, middle class and white
it gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say
*smile*

just like jon bon jovi did
i'm rocking the suburbs
except that he was talented
i'm rocking the suburbs
i take the checks and face the facts
that some producer with computers
fixes all my shitty tracks these days
i'm rocking the suburbs
you'd better look out because i'm gonna say *smile*

Ben Folds
 
"Take Me To The Backseat" :p

Don't wanna go to the mall,
Don't wanna go to the movies,
I think we've done it all
Just take me to the backseat! :hearton

Don't wanna hear you talkin'
Don't wanna play your game
Let's get this baby rockin'
Just take me to the backseat :help :help

You don't wanna get high
I don't wanna get low
So c'mon, let's go
And get on it, yeah
Honey, please
Just take me to the backseat! >:D

Just take me to the backseat :cutelaugh
Where no one else can see
I know you're into me,
Just take me to the backseat... ;D
And get ready for me!
Honey, please

Don't wanna be your friend,
Don't try to take me home
This won't happen again
Just take me to the backseat! :whistle

You don't wanna get high
I don't wanna get low
So c'mon, let's go
And get on it, yeah
Honey, please
Just take me to the backseat! :blowingup

Just take me to the backseat
Where no one else can see
I know you're into me,
Just take me to the backseat... :dummyspit
And get ready for me!
Honey, please

Do you need a map?
Let's skip the nightcap
I'll make it sticky sweet
Just take me to the backseat! :devilangel :devilangel

Just Take me to the backseat
Where no one else can see
I know you're into me,
Just take me to the backseat...
Just take me to the backseat
Just take me to the backseat
I know you're into me,
Just take me to the backseat... :winksanta
And get ready for me!
Honey, please.
 
Lygon Street Limbo (the mighty 'hooks)


When the sun sets over Carlton
And the moonlight floods the streets
All those pizza places and spaced out places
They all get on the beat

When the sun sets over Carlton
And the stars begin to shine
All those grey-haired writers and drunken fighters
They all step out in line

When the sun sets over Carlton
And the day begins to fade
All those night time junkies and long haired monkeys
They all pull up the shade

When the sun sets over Carlton
And the lights begin to glow
All those Divine Lighters and window wipers
They all put on a show

When the sun sets over Carlton
And you're out to make a deal
Check out who you're talkin' to
And make sure they are real

(rpt above verse)

Well Lygon Street's really got me beat
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
Well Lygon Street's really got me down
'Cos I'm a poor boy on the wrong side of town

Do the Lygon Street Limbo
How low can you go-go
 
Skyhooks hey, 65. Mmmmm, I love it when you talk Dirty to me


You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed
Yeah that's what your girlfriend said
You just like me 'cos I give you some head
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed

Well I'll meet you in the pub at two minutes to ten
You're all ready to go
Six bottles of beer and a sneer on your face
I'd run but I'm much too slow

You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed ( Shakin my booty )

At half past one I'm flat on the floor
Caught like a rat in a trap
Fifteen times a week and you still want more
God you talk such crap

You just like 'cos I'm good in bed ( Shakin my hips )

You imagine yourself as Mick Jagger's girlfriend
He wouldn't even spit in your eye
I bet you he don't get raped every weekend
I feel so weak I could die

You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed ( And aint I so humble )

You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed
Yeah that's what your girlfriend said
You just like me 'cos I'm good in bed >:D >:D

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And one close to my ahh ummm heart. :hihi

Women In Uniform

Hello there sailor
Hi there Lili Marlene
Good morning school girls
Welcome to the team

Beehive hairdo forty-five on the hip
Patrolwoman Saunders don't you give her no lip
Took me to the station for a breath test
Then back to her bedroom for some house arrest

Women in uniform sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform but oooh they feel so warm

Flying to my hometown on a 747
Stewardess made me feel like I'm in heaven
Looking up the aisle trying to see what I could see
She leaned over and said coffee tea or me
White apron and brown leather shoes
The nurse at the clinic left my heart all bruised
Broke my left leg and sprained my right
Now she takes my temperature every night

Women in uniform sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform but ooh they feel so warm
Women in uniform Women in uniform
Women in uniform Women in uniform

Commando raid on the Lebanese border
Sergeant Anita she gives the order
Khaki jacket and a sten gun
Baby I surrender let's have some fun

Khaki navy blue and brass buttons bring me to my knees
A peaked cap and a badge or two oooh they're such a tease
So girls if the man you need just won't come across
Put on a uniform show him who's the boss

Women in uniform sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform but ooh they feel so warm
Women in uniform khaki white and blue
Women in uniform coming after you
 
Feeling in an 80s mood today...

The Perfect Day (Fischer-z)

YOUNG MAN Gemini lots of sensitivity
Seeks the girl of his dreams sure that's eternity's
Far too long to wait for the Perfect Day
Far too long to wait for the Perfect Day

YOUNG GIRL 17 who knows what she could have been
Needs a flat urgently for her child, eternity's
Far too long to wait for the Perfect Day
Far too long to wait for the Perfect Day

Something I know, something I know
Please don't tell me something I know
I open my mouth I try to speak
You come for a day and stay for a week

GENTLE BUSINESSMAN searching for his Peter Pan
Nice house by the Park, wrestles with an aching heart
Far too long to wait for the Perfect Day
Far too long to wait for the Perfect Day

Something I know, something I know
Please don't tell me something I know
I open my mouth I try to speak
You come for a day and stay for a week

YOUNG MUM stuck at home waiting by the telephone
Desperate needs a rest, knows that forever is
Far too long to wait for the Perfect Day
Far too long to wait for the Perfect Day

Something I know, something I know
Please don't tell me something I know
I open my mouth I try to speak
You come for a day and stay for a week

:)
 
Cars (Gary Numan)

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars

Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days
In cars

Here in my car
Where the image breaks down
Will you visit me please?
If I open my door
In cars

Here in my car
I know I've started to think
About leaving tonight
Although nothing seems right
In cars

:)
 
Don't tear it down SPY V. SPY

Stonemasons
Are becoming things of the past
The modern age
Is finally taking us over at last
Don't you wonder why?
They're tearing all the old houses down
Can't they see?
That they're the best places around

Don't tear it down, there's life in it yet
Don't tear it down

History,
Is written deep in the walls
But the march of progress
Wants to pour concrete over us all
Craftsmanship,
The stone was cut by hand
Bulldozers
Are taking over the land

Don't tear it down, there's life in it yet
Don't tear it down, there's time for us,
There's life in it yet

An expressway,
Is planning to come through our lounge
Eviction notes, in business coats
Never renovate, just tear it down
A nation's heritage,
They want to bring down without a sound
Another new town
On top of the real town:

Don't tear it down, there's life in it yet
Don't tear it down, there's time for us yet
Don't tear it down

:D
 
Cricket's On The Radio

Greg Champion

Life is lazy life is sweet
when January comes
as long as one team's bowling
and the other's making runs

I know as soon as I wake up
if it's my lucky day
if the cricket's on the ABC
then everything's okay

And the Cricket's On The Radio
and everybody's laying low
as long as there's a game somewhere
that's all I need to know
and the Cricket's On The Radio

Draw the curtains pull the blinds
it's beating down out there
pop the feet up daddy,
there is cricket on the air

I love the sleepy rhythm of
the commentators' call
just the ABC and me
and I'll hang on every ball

Chorus
And there's nothing that I have to do
nowhere I have to go
so roll that wicket, I've got cricket
on my radio
 
One For My Baby
============
Frank Sinatra


It’s quarter to three,
There’s no one in the place ’cept you and me
So set ’em’ up joe
I got a little story I think you oughtta know

We’re drinking my friend
To the end of a brief episode
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road

I know the routine
Put another nickel in that there machine
I’m feeling so bad
Won’t you make the music easy and sad

I could tell you a lot
But you gotta to be true to your code
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road

You’d never know it
But buddy I’m a kind of poet
And I’ve got a lot of things I wanna say
And if I’m gloomy, please listen to me
Till it’s all, all talked away

Well, that’s how it goes
And joe I know you’re gettin’ anxious to close
So thanks for the cheer
I hope you didn’t mind
My bending your ear

But this torch that I found
It’s gotta be drowned
Or it soon might explode
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road
 
Luck Be a Lady
===========
Frank Sinatra

They call you lady luck
But there is room for doubt
At times you have a very un-lady-like way
Of running out

Your on this date with me
The pickin’s have been lush
And yet before the evening is over
You might give me the brush

You might forget your manners
You might refuse to stay
And so the best that I can do is pray

Luck be a lady tonight
Luck be a lady tonight
Luck if you’ve been a lady to begin with
Luck be a lady tonight

Luck let a gentleman see
Just how nice a dame you can be
I know the way you’ve treated other guys you’ve been with
Luck be a lady with me

A lady never leaves her escort
It isn’t fair, it isn’t nice
A lady doesn’t wander all over the room
And blow on some other guys dice

Lets keep this party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby, I’m the guy that you came in with
Luck be a lady tonight

A lady never flirts with strangers
She’d have a heart, she’d be nice
A lady doesn’t wander all over the room
And blow on some other guys dice

Lets keep this party polite
Never get out of my sight
Stick with me baby, I’m the guy that you came in with
Luck be a lady tonight
 
SAY IT
========
The Clouds

Say it three times don't tell a soul
Drink a whisper from a silver bowl
And you will get what you want

Say it three times give it power
Chant it clockwise for a single hour
And you will get what you want

Say it three times say it three times
Close your eyes and hold out your hand

Say it three times use special words
Under moonlight you will be heard
And you will get what you want

Say it three times say it three times
Close your eyes and hold out your hand
 
Nice one Ghost :clap :clap :clap :clap

The zip got stuck on my santa outfit, so one last song whilst in costume

Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock
Jingle bell swing
And jingle bells ring
Snowin' and blowin'
Up bushels of fun
Now the jingle hop has begun

Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in
Jingle bell time
Dancin' and prancin'
In jingle bell square
In the frosty air

What a bright time
It's the right time
To rock the night away
Jingle bell, time
Is a swell time
To go glidin' in a
one horse sleigh

Giddy-up, jingle horse
Pick up your feet
Jingle around the clock
Mix and mingle
In a jinglin' beat
That's the jingle bell rock
 
wearing my tuxedo in 42 degree heat... not wise, but well worth it when it comes to singing this Deano classic:

Everybody loves somebody sometime.
Everybody falls in love somehow.
Something in your kiss just told me,
that sometime is now.

Everybody finds somebody someplace.
There's no telling where love may appear.
Something in my heart keeps saying,
my someplace is here.

If I had it in my power,
I'd arrange for every girl to have your charms.
Then every minute, every hour,
everybody would find what I found in your arms.

Everybody loves somebody sometime,
and though my dreams were overdue,
Your love made it all worth waiting,
for someone like you.

If I had it in my power,
I'd arrange for every girl to have you charms.
Then every minute, every hour,
everybody would find what I found in your arms.

Everybody loves somebody sometime,
and though my dreams were overdue,
Your love made it all worth waiting
for someone like you.
 
Hmmm.... Might be our first Dino Martino, O. ;D

Great choice. Loved the rendition. :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap
 
All this Dean Martin talk has made me hungry, so what better than to combine Dino with Pizza, Pasta and a little Vino.


When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella, lucky fella

When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That's amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You're in love
When you walk down in a dream but you know you're not
Dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That's amore

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Do I hear the crowd screaming for MORE, Yep. well back to the start for an Encore.
 
at least the weather wasn't so hot when you sung your Dino number, tigericho.

:clap :clap :clap encore, encore! :clap :clap :clap
 
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