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I Hate Collingwood

Yes he's in unfamiliar territory. Popcorn presser..

When they did the red carpet collingwood film festival in late february, i suspected they may be yesterdays heroes,

But i didnt expect so much bath water to be sloshing in their guts that theyde go institutionally insane!

How wonderful.

They copied every bit of the richmond dynasty to perfection,

Except the dynasty bit

Hahahahaha.
 
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Confuscious buddha macrae gone the full bomber thompson under a little pressure!!!

He could have a heap of trans meth cooks move in next week.

He pulled up a millimetre short of publically retiring a 300 gamer or two.

Pies Gone
Spoke like a school teacher. He left the kids silent in the classroom so they can think about what happened.
 
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Spoke like a school teacher. He left the kids silent in the classroom so they can think about what happened.

Hahaha. He probably said 'if whoever was soft and lazy and *smile* comes and sees me, i wont punish you all'

I love footy again

Coming to a cinema soon .......

Pendles Never even played basketball - the true story behind the singular bullcrap dynasty
 
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Spoke like a school teacher. He left the kids silent in the classroom so they can think about what happened.

He spoke and wigged out like bomber thompson after a fortnight smoking meth.

He even manic laugh repeated 'were in this together', while making it pretty clear he didnt think a few blokes were in it together

I really do hope hes ok

Something was eating at him? It was like the umpires families had mass busted out of eddie mcguires secret dungeon.
 
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First Reigning Premiers Ever To Be 0-3 after Round 2 !! :))

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First Reigning Premiers Ever To Be 0-3 after Round 2 !! :))

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Lol.

My love of footy has flooded back like a kimberley tide!

Had to peek at BF!

Pies cupboard bare and theyve traded out of the draft for shultz, whose no good.

Basically, the same predicament we find ourselves in, but with 1/3 of the premierships.

Just a glorious night of footy.

Go sainters
 
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Ha ha you are right Ezy, a most entertaining presser

Not as endearingly eccentric as Lyon

Not as breathtakingly arrogant as Scott

Not as openly contemptuous as Hardwick

Not as vacantly stupid as Voss



Just a bit meth kitchen
 
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For all the fun now, pies likely to be 5-5 at round 10.
Pick up wins. Vs hawks, bombers, blues, west coasy and adelaide.
They'll need a solid back end but could make top 4 without fuss.
I'm not writing them off this early in the phoney season
 
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For all the fun now, pies likely to be 5-5 at round 10.
Pick up wins. Vs hawks, bombers, blues, west coasy and adelaide.
They'll need a solid back end but could make top 4 without fuss.
I'm not writing them off this early in the phoney season
I'd rather go glass half empty.....
Bombers always seems 50/50 on Anzac Day..... no shoe in v Blues or Crows.
Early doors I know, but Pendlebury, Sidebottom, Howe, Cox, Mitchell...... edging ever so closely to the cliff!
 
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I'd rather go glass half empty.....
Bombers always seems 50/50 on Anzac Day..... no shoe in v Blues or Crows.
Early doors I know, but Pendlebury, Sidebottom, Howe, Cox, Mitchell...... edging ever so closely to the cliff!
Wouldnt it be grand!
Hawks is gather round so an upset might happen.
But blues would fancy themselves.
Anything less than 4-6 at r10 would make it very dicey for them and tops as four everyone else
 
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One of my mates is a Pie supporter. He’s flat as a tack at the moment. Says they don’t do back to back. Long may it continue!
 
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For all the fun now, pies likely to be 5-5 at round 10.
Pick up wins. Vs hawks, bombers, blues, west coasy and adelaide.
They'll need a solid back end but could make top 4 without fuss.
I'm not writing them off this early in the phoney season
Stop trying to ruin our fun.
 
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Confuscious buddha macrae gone the full bomber thompson under a little pressure!!!

He could have a heap of trans meth cooks move in next week.

He pulled up a millimetre short of publically retiring a 300 gamer or two.

Pies Gone
I commented last year that I noticed a mad stare in his eyes on a few occasions when things were looking a little tight, (that was darker than the usual competitive person’s desire to win).

He will go full Michael Douglass in Falling Down one day; his pent up weird rage will explode all over Olympic Boulevard and we will laugh like hyenas.
 
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Ha ha you are right Ezy, a most entertaining presser

Not as endearingly eccentric as Lyon

Not as breathtakingly arrogant as Scott

Not as openly contemptuous as Hardwick

Not as vacantly stupid as Voss



Just a bit meth kitchen

yeah. like he was method acting Bomber Thompson but couldn't quite nail the twitch.

if anyone hasn't watched it in its entirety, do so.

not to revel in the vulnerability of our Fly,

but to celebrate the clear concession, that he managed to copy the tiger dynasty exactly 33.333333% accurately

my immediate reaction was to marvel at how Dimma took us within an 8 hour old souvlaki of 4 in a row,

was I imagining how close Fly got to publicly vilifying his captain and a couple of 300 gamers? if it was a tactic, he was tightrope walking very high, without a net.

Ross Lyon's presser style is fascinating too. He seems uniquely comfortable pointing the finger at individuals and their mistakes
 
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The Umpires have absolutely abandoned them it's gold. However, unfortunately the Umpires are now favouring the Blues. Honestly, the AFL is now an orchestrated soap opera. Collingwood were handed a top 4 finish and you can be guaranteed that Carlton will be handed top 4 this year. It's clearly visible already.... Put your money on the Blues. Hocking started this soap opera.
 
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The script now reads you have had your go Collingwood. Back to the field you go. Carlton you're up. Umpires, now do your job and control moments in the game to make sure of the result. Deadset reality TV show....