New York Times
6/17/07
Baddeley: "God @#$#@ed me over, He can suck my #$%".
In a surprising outburst, young Aussie golfer Aaron Baddeley has said that the Lord has forsaken his usually smooth putting stroke and thus must be held accountable for Baddeley's poor final round in the U.S. Open today.
"I have had the Almighty to thank for a lot in my life, but today he just sucked", the usually affable young man said.
"I guess Angel just is more more religious than I am, or maybe that new position my wife and I tried with the toaster didn't go down too well", he continued.
"Either way, God owes me one big time. I give him all the credit in the world, pray my guts out and ramble on to anyone within earshot about what a great Divine Entity the Lord is, and this is what I get in return. Well, God can suck my #@$".
Baddeley went on to say that he was surprised that the Lord would do this to him and that He must be held accountable if He wants all the praise when things go right.
"I mean, it's God this and the Almighty that- it even hurts me to go on like a twit sometimes, but that is the sacrifice I make for Jesus. Well, not any more. Jesus can get his own $#%#$% PR from now on".
"I am going to check out this Allah dude, but I don't know about that either. I can't see how I could pray without either getting my pants stained or a two shot penalty".