Baloo said:My take on it...
Bloke got p!ssed, tripped and fell, passed out, got mugged, woke up in a panic thinking as a high profile person he needss a cover story. Makes one up without thinking too hard about it, now gets caught out.
Doubt it's anything too suspicious.
Reckon that nails it. Really I could care less, no one has been hurt except him by this ordeal. Amazed how much press it's got.
He's a moderately good golfer who told a porky. Big freakin deal.