Brilliant third day performance by the inspirational Aussie Captain.
India gets on top n the bats are crumbling in a big way. Desperately in need of a touch of inspiration n fighting leadership to try n steady the sinking ship just a little bit. Ten, fifteen maybe even twenty runs n a half hour of gritty fight maybe in partnership with someone to try n make the Indians earn a victory. Yeah, nah *smile* raising a sweat, go the massive tonk first ball n scuttle back to the pavilion.
Second innings for the Indians, bugger all lead to protect n a shiny new rock in hand. Games pretty much done n dusted, all that perhaps can be salvaged is a tiny hint of pride. As our only pace bowler, supposedly one of the elite. Take the shiny new pill n try to make a batsman hop around a bit for an over or three, maybe get a crazy ball to steeple off some rubble or grub low off a dust patch. Yeah, nah *smile* raising a sweat, give the ball to the spinners, spread the field n hide somewhere down on the boundary.
The Pythons had the perfect term for it many years ago. Cheese eating surrender monkeys, bonjour.
Wasn't real sure about his leadership before this tour n two games in I'm seriously thinkin he's not a leaders arse hole. Mind you he's got a lot of senior mates n advisors around him not much better.
India gets on top n the bats are crumbling in a big way. Desperately in need of a touch of inspiration n fighting leadership to try n steady the sinking ship just a little bit. Ten, fifteen maybe even twenty runs n a half hour of gritty fight maybe in partnership with someone to try n make the Indians earn a victory. Yeah, nah *smile* raising a sweat, go the massive tonk first ball n scuttle back to the pavilion.
Second innings for the Indians, bugger all lead to protect n a shiny new rock in hand. Games pretty much done n dusted, all that perhaps can be salvaged is a tiny hint of pride. As our only pace bowler, supposedly one of the elite. Take the shiny new pill n try to make a batsman hop around a bit for an over or three, maybe get a crazy ball to steeple off some rubble or grub low off a dust patch. Yeah, nah *smile* raising a sweat, give the ball to the spinners, spread the field n hide somewhere down on the boundary.
The Pythons had the perfect term for it many years ago. Cheese eating surrender monkeys, bonjour.
Wasn't real sure about his leadership before this tour n two games in I'm seriously thinkin he's not a leaders arse hole. Mind you he's got a lot of senior mates n advisors around him not much better.