Me and snake consulted extensively and took the difficult decision to not attend the footy tonight and cheer on Jack.
it wasn't an easy decision, but was informed by (in order of importance)
1. Going to the footy amidst a pandemic outbreak doesnt really pass the risk assessment. As much as we would love to go, it is kind of our civic duty to use common sense not to go, rather than wait until the horse bolts and Government tells us what to do.
2. I'd feel compelled to wear a mask, my glasses would fog up, I wouldnt see anything, and Id have to deal with a mask full of pie, spit and tequila
3. Havnt received any ticketing info off RFC (dont blame them one bit #getfucktgil)
4. The risk of relentless, consistently terrible umpiring is real, and feed into the cost benefit analysis (#getfukthocking)
5. Lion fans were real obnoxious *smile* last game. It wasn't an enjoyable night whatsoever. Yeah, it'd be great to beat them (I think we will) and give it to 'em, but points 1-5 compounded is too great
wasn't an easy decision, we both felt strongly that we owe our Jack some love, but there it is.
Any accusations of 'softness' or '*smile* weak fair weather supporter' would be justified, and taken on the chin.