You guys don't get it. We aren't going to play Towner up front to replace Bolton, we are going to play him down back to replace Broad.
"But he has never played defence Brett, and he is too slow".
Doesn't have to be quick or experienced, all Towner has to do is hit Gary Ablett early with a crunching tackle and then eat him alive when he tries his stupid forearm to the face shtick. Voila he has paid his admission price! Saying that, we will still lose given a defence with more holes than a rusted sieve, but what the hell, I will be happy.
Sometimes you have to not worry too much about the outcome but rather slow down, smell the roses, and admire the simple aesthetic - of... Crash! Bang! Whallop! Gary Ablett a champion of our game smeared all over the home of football. [Little tribute there to Darrell Eastlake, may he rest somewhere exciting]
Uhmmm kids if you currently play AFL you should probably ignore this post.