OK, me again.
I can't turn my back on 504 possessions in 2008 any longer.
I've spent most of my time looking for accountable defensive types who can win their own ball (Morris, Rawlings, A Selwood, O'Brien) and hard-running, sticky-fingered forwards who keep presenting, mark strongly and win the ball on the ground if they have to (O'Keeffe, Ebert, Boyle).
What they need now is a 70 metre player who can bound around half-back and receive from the first group and give it to the second.
He goes by many names. They know him as Dirty Sanchez in the villages of Mexico and the cruel-hearted men call him Jordy McMuffin.
I prefer to call him Bambi, the graceful lord of the open space.
My controversial selection is Jordan McMahon from Richmond.