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The I ❤️ Collingwood thread.
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Steven Hocking has got to go. He gets everything wrong! They'll just a likely change this again before the week is out.
Meanwhile in Nathan Buckley's office...
Nafe: Pendles, Oi! Pendles, come in here will you
Pendles: Yes coach?
Nafe: I see Trent Cotchin is getting some good press about printing tickets for a Tigers fan at Punt Road
Pendles: Really?
Nafe: Yeah. Look, I'll show you. *closes Yellow and Black and puts it on a pile of books including The Tigers Roar, and Tiger Time*
Nafe: *spins laptop around and starts IE6*
Pendles: Why is the Richmond web site your home page Coach?
Nafe: Never mind. But look - Read the article.
Pendles: *fumbling with the mouse nipple* This one? The one about Trent's hammy?
Nafe: No. Below that. The next one.
Pendles: Oh I see.
Nafe: Yeah. Why don't you do that?
Pendles: What? Tear my hammy?
Nafe: No. Print tickets for a fan in front of a reporter. Mind you, if you did tear your hammy it would be a great story.
Pendles: What?
Nafe: Pendles, Oi! Pendles, come in here will you
Pendles: Yes coach?
Nafe: I see Trent Cotchin is getting some good press about printing tickets for a Tigers fan at Punt Road
Pendles: Really?
Nafe: Yeah. Look, I'll show you. *closes Yellow and Black and puts it on a pile of books including The Tigers Roar, and Tiger Time*
Nafe: *spins laptop around and starts IE6*
Pendles: Why is the Richmond web site your home page Coach?
Nafe: Never mind. But look - Read the article.
Pendles: *fumbling with the mouse nipple* This one? The one about Trent's hammy?
Nafe: No. Below that. The next one.
Pendles: Oh I see.
Nafe: Yeah. Why don't you do that?
Pendles: What? Tear my hammy?
Nafe: No. Print tickets for a fan in front of a reporter. Mind you, if you did tear your hammy it would be a great story.
Pendles: What?
Dane Beams and Jayden Stephenson were at the Sandown races last Wednesday,
when a Collingwood fan approached the pair and said
'hey fellas, I've got no teeth left, my piercing are all rusting and I just lost my last $20 on race 3. Can I bot a ticket to the Essendon game Friday night? Help a magpie out?'
Beams and Stepho reportedly handed the man 2 losing tote tickets and a lint-encrusted Mintie, and said
'*smile* off'
then immediately self-reported to the AFL integrity officer for being *smile*.
Eddie then called a news conference, suggesting that the AFL have an amnesty for all Collingwood players and fans, who are *smile*.
The AFL responded that they would not have the resources to administer an amnesty of that magnitude, and suggested that fans and players should all go to the clubs VFL fixture and carry on like *smile*, and they should be right for next week.
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Collingwood Losing thread.
Eddie Macguire benefits from observing opposition games with all the resources available at an outfit like Foxtel. Who knows what intel he can copy to a laptop or USB drive and take back to the club. It's annoying. Furthermore, how do Collingwood get the Fri night and game an extra 2 days rest leading into finals? Everyone should play on Saturday unless non finals bound.
The next day Pendles walks into Figgy's office and says, i noticed that you had PUNT ROAD END on your computer yesterday. I had a look at it last night, what a great site. They've got some good ideas, and some real smart people there.
Figgy went white, and closed the office door. He frantically asked whether Pendles had told anyone, Pendles says he hadn't and that he'd came straight in to see him.
Figgy said that he'd discovered PRE a month ago and went on to say that the changes that he made a few weeks back, coinciding in them turning their form around, were ideas that he had picked up from PRE.
Figgy finished their meeting saying that this needs to be kept quiet, just like real story with the Jaidyn Stephenson betting saga.
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No, “good” for Collingwood, as in a 2 page spread puff piece about how Stephenson coped with his
My great grandfather played in a Premiership team for this mob & I still can't stand the pricks. 
My great grandfather played in a Premiership team for this mob & I still can't stand the pricks.
They can do amazing things with DNA these days.
You only need to be one generation removed to hate the Scum with all your being.
