The Geelong Cants

[Willo]

Listening to Joel Selwoods book on Audible as I now the lawns. Quite possibly the most dull insipid sports autobiography I've read/listened.

Just heard his description of the Tom Stewart/Dion hit.

"Unfortunately Tom Stewart was suspended for his bump on Dion Prestia. He paid the price for mistiming his bump"

I laughed and laughed

You’d like to put one fair on his chin. Then say darn, unfortunately I mistimed the handshake

 

[Little Ziggyadee]

Listening to Joel Selwoods book on Audible as I now the lawns. Quite possibly the most dull insipid sports autobiography I've read/listened.

Just heard his description of the Tom Stewart/Dion hit.

"Unfortunately Tom Stewart was suspended for his bump on Dion Prestia. He paid the price for mistiming his bump"

I laughed and laughed

The bump ended our chances and made him premiership captain.
He has Stewart photos above his bed.
We wouldve beaten them again. He knows it

 

[Brodders17]

Listening to Joel Selwoods book on Audible as I now the lawns. Quite possibly the most dull insipid sports autobiography I've read/listened.

Just heard his description of the Tom Stewart/Dion hit.

"Unfortunately Tom Stewart was suspended for his bump on Dion Prestia. He paid the price for mistiming his bump"

I laughed and laughed

In fairness to Selwood, he probably can't understand why Prestia didn't duck.